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butlerian
Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Location: Korea
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 Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:07 pm Post subject: Sold. |
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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| Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Ha. This could be just about anything, with as many words as the swear filter bleeps out. |
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ultra
Joined: 09 Nov 2007
Location: Book Han Gook Land Of Opportunity
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| Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Actually if you google the name, it is something.
Considering the company advertised price, that would be a good deal for some person that needed that sort of thing. |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:53 pm Post subject: Re: *beep* Extender for sale. |
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| butlerian wrote: |
Surprisingly, I'm serious. A certain acquaintance decided to send me this as a practical joke. Fortunately, I don't believe that I need it and so I'm willing to pass it on. It is, of course, unused. It appears to be called a "X4 Labs Extender". I'm looking for about 100,000 or nearest offer.
Here's some info about it:
*beep* Extender Starter includes a full extender unit and all the basic parts required for a treatment program. This device is designed for men who seek to achieve an average *beep* size and allows you gain the max stretched length of 7 inches.
How Taken
We recommend wearing it daily to achieve maximum results, but this is not mandatory. The final results depend on the total number of hours it is worn. Basically, the longer you wear it, the faster you will see results.
If you have a non- physical job, *beep* Extender Starter can be worn under boxer shorts and loose fitting trousers. It may prove difficult to keep on during sleep, if you twist and turn a lot. The only way to determine this is by trying.
Drug Class and Mechanism
Muscle tissue will grow in all directions when stretched. Due to this general expansion, the girth increases in proportion to the length.
The mechanism of the device is based on the principle of traction, a method which simulates the human body natural reaction to the application of physical force. Tissue cells react by multiplying and the tissue gradually expands, a principle utilized by various indigenous tribes for multiple doubling of the size of earlobes and lips. |
Let me translate the OP for people.
I ordered this peni5 extender off the Internet. Sadly I have found out that I don't have enough girth to keep it on and it keeps falling down the side of my trousers at work. This is rather embarrassing so I have decided to sell it. |
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butlerian
Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 7:57 pm Post subject: Re: *beep* Extender for sale. |
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| mrsquirrel wrote: |
Let me translate the OP for people.
I ordered this peni5 extender off the Internet. Sadly I have found out that I don't have enough girth to keep it on and it keeps falling down the side of my trousers at work. This is rather embarrassing so I have decided to sell it. |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito
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| Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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| That's an awfully expensive "practical joke"... |
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ryouga013
Joined: 14 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:00 am Post subject: |
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| Underwaterbob wrote: |
| That's an awfully expensive "practical joke"... |
But totally worth it if it were given at a birthday party and the man of the hour brought his new girlfriend there. |
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Bibbitybop
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 3:36 am Post subject: |
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| Does this torture device have medical backing or will it simply tear the muscle and nerve endings, rendering your "purple headed love warrior" inflexible, flaccid and numb? |
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smwood
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Location: Over Here.
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:12 am Post subject: |
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Is it used?
I ask purely for reference. Can't see too may people [read: men] wanting to strap this fellow on if it's been, uh, test-driven.
But you never know, I guess... |
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butlerian
Joined: 04 Sep 2006
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 4:25 am Post subject: |
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| smwood wrote: |
Is it used?
I ask purely for reference. Can't see too may people [read: men] wanting to strap this fellow on if it's been, uh, test-driven.
But you never know, I guess... |
As stated in the opening message, it's unused. |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 5:03 am Post subject: |
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Butlerian, best of luck to you, but caveat emptor.
I agree with most of what is in the product description re: tissue and muscle, but none of that is relevant to the erectile mechanism. These devices haven't been shown to be effective and will probably do more harm than good, but you all knew that, right? |
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captain kirk
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 5:22 am Post subject: |
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| These devices haven't been shown to be effective and will probably do more harm than good |
Frankendick! |
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genezorm
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Location: Mokpo
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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| spliff says he is interested but he thinks your price is too high |
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Stormy
Joined: 10 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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| I have nothing to contribute, but I'm finding this thread strangely fascinating for some reason. |
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Gideon
Joined: 24 Feb 2004
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 9:40 pm Post subject: Re: *beep* Extender for sale. |
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| butlerian wrote: |
Surprisingly, I'm serious. A certain acquaintance decided to send me this as a practical joke. Fortunately, I don't believe that I need it and so I'm willing to pass it on. It is, of course, unused. It appears to be called a "X4 Labs Extender". I'm looking for about 100,000 or nearest offer.
Here's some info about it:
*beep* Extender Starter includes a full extender unit and all the basic parts required for a treatment program. This device is designed for men who seek to achieve an average *beep* size and allows you gain the max stretched length of 7 inches.
How Taken
We recommend wearing it daily to achieve maximum results, but this is not mandatory. The final results depend on the total number of hours it is worn. Basically, the longer you wear it, the faster you will see results.
If you have a non- physical job, *beep* Extender Starter can be worn under boxer shorts and loose fitting trousers. It may prove difficult to keep on during sleep, if you twist and turn a lot. The only way to determine this is by trying.
Drug Class and Mechanism
Muscle tissue will grow in all directions when stretched. Due to this general expansion, the girth increases in proportion to the length.
The mechanism of the device is based on the principle of traction, a method which simulates the human body natural reaction to the application of physical force. Tissue cells react by multiplying and the tissue gradually expands, a principle utilized by various indigenous tribes for multiple doubling of the size of earlobes and lips. |
Toooooo funny.. lmao..
There are ppl on this board that will try to sell just about anything. This one tops them all!!
hahahahhaahhahaha.
Good luck selling this! |
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