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BS.Dos.

Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 1:35 am Post subject: Joke of the Day |
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I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.
She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon. |
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BS.Dos.

Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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One of the big differences between American English and British English is that Americans tend to drop the letter "U" from certain words, like colour and honour.
What a bnch of stpid fcking cnts. |
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Big_Bird

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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Both of those were fcking fnny!  |
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raketbaler

Joined: 14 Apr 2008
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:30 am Post subject: |
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What do gay horses eat?
Heeeeeeeeeey. ( you have to say it gay like in order to be funny) |
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anyangoldboy
Joined: 28 Sep 2007
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:39 am Post subject: |
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Here is a joke - fromtheuk |
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the ireland

Joined: 11 May 2008 Location: korea
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:01 am Post subject: |
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i have seen a few threads taking the piss our of fromtheuk,,,,what did he/she do??? |
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BS.Dos.

Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:24 am Post subject: |
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By his standards, he's been fairly quiet these past couple of weeks, but a few weeks back he was posting new threads about anything and everything; what he'd had for his tea; the colour of his CTs socks, his favourite brand of toothpaste etc, much to the merriment/annoyance of everyone else. |
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JustJohn

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Location: Your computer screen
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 5:49 am Post subject: |
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Better joke: danielkim80 |
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Suwon23
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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I count three jokes. What a bunch of bitter little gossips you are.
Here's one: What does a lesbian bring to a second date?
A uhaul.
(it's ok to say this joke because it was told to me by a gay man. That's like getting a "polock" joke from a guy from Belorussia, so don't yell at me for being unPC)
Another one: What did the one Korean cop say to the other Korean cop?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ |
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Underwaterbob

Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Location: In Cognito
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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What's better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?
Not being retarded.
(I feel bad about telling this joke, but I can't stop) |
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Dances With Wolves

Joined: 06 May 2008 Location: A galaxy far, far away!
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them too. |
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cazzy3

Joined: 07 May 2008 Location: kangwon-do
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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a guy walks up the check out line at the supermarket and notices a really cute blonde behind the register.
he starts placing his items down to be scanned: a microwave pizza, nachos, frozen meals, etc.
the girl looks up at him and says,"You must be single."
he smiles at her and says, "Gee, how'd you guess?"
"Because your fu*cking ugly." she says. |
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BS.Dos.

Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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What's white on top and black on the bottom?
Society. |
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Omkara

Joined: 18 Feb 2006 Location: USA
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 12:26 am Post subject: |
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That last one went over like a fart in a diver's helmet. . .
Not even deaf people share in that one. . . |
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pootle
Joined: 05 May 2008
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:07 am Post subject: Joke of the day |
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I saw a Buddhist monk today at a hot dog stand.
�What can I get you?�, the vendor asked.
The monk replied, �Make me one with everything.�
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