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adrianlally · Joined: 10 Jun 2008

A few days ago a kindergarten kid vommited on my shoes. Can anyone top this?

rhinocharge64 · Joined: 20 Sep 2006

Your working kindy, and asking if anybody can top the puke experience. Man, wait till they stick their fingers up your arse, the puke will seeem like a walk in the park!! If small child does stick their fingers up your rectum then make them smell it. It always worked wonders for me, g'day. Laughing

ds_fan · Joined: 07 Apr 2008

lol, thats sick, i assume u mean getting prodded, iv had that happen and plenty of having my balls pinched and touched,

Iv had a few injuries with a class of arsehole who actually steal things from the room from running up and down the class room, though thats more like the best thing to happen.

if you mean a kid actually gets anywhere near sticking a finger up your dirt track what the *beep* are you doing in class? Are you bending over naked and spreading your legs?

articulate_ink · Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject:

In my first year here, I was teaching at a hagwon I had nicknamed the Bullshit Factory. I borrowed my fellow American teacher's laptop to show a film segment in class. He'd had some trouble with someone hacking in via the school's broadband network. We had seen it happen while he was at his desk: someone had got into his iTunes and weird things were happening. In any event, we thought it was fine when I took his computer to the classroom, hooked it up to the projector, and started the film.

The kids (younger middle school) all screamed.

A porno flick was showing.

They were treated to a very clear view of a man's butt bouncing up and down as he was nailing some woman with robustly jiggling breasts.

I used some language I tried to avoid with kids of that age group (the F-bomb might have been dropped) as I raced across the room to shut the thing off.

One of the boys called out, 'We know you are lonely sometimes!'

Fortunately no one got into trouble over it and that was the last it was ever brought up, although the head teacher and manager got the hint that providing us with equipment might be a better idea than assuming we could just use our own.

Fishead soup · Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Location: Korea

poet13 · Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:05 pm Post subject:

A kid shit himself in class once. 1st year middle school. Sat in the back, and students started gagging. He was just sitting there in his own poop. Never asked to be excused or anything. Disgusting little creature he was. Fortunately after that, his parents pulled him out and sent him to a relatives so he could be in a different school without a lifelong reputation.

I stepped behind my podium once and "adjusted" in class once. When I stepped out, the class got big big eyes and pretty soon went nuts. Dark pants, and white chalk all over my hand. Looked like I palmed a basketball, every finger clearly outlined. I'm SOOOO glad I work in a boys school. That wasn't so much bad as embarassing.

RJjr · Joined: 17 Aug 2006 Location: Turning on a Lamp

Grab the Chickens Levi · Joined: 29 Apr 2008 Location: Ilsan

Not really as hideously disgusting as a kid puking or sh1tting in class...

But once in a haggie elementary school class one boy stood up, went red faced, took a run up at me and then punched me in the gut and shouted -

'UK IS NOT UNITED COUNTRY! MY FATHER SAY LONDON PEOPLE HAVE CRABS IN THEIR HAIR! DIRTY!'

Bitch of a director wouldn't even make him apologise to me lol.

Good lord that was a shite job, they used to farm me out to another hagie an hour away twice a week to do a class with no other materials than music videos from the internet....

I do not miss those days at GnB.....

Stevie_B · Joined: 14 May 2008

Cracker006 · Joined: 11 Feb 2008

I got my lunch vomited on. But my firend told me a freaken awesome story that happened to her.

She was teaching in a hakwon. One boy had his hands... under the table. *cough* He got a nose bleed. He pinched his nose with one hand, but then was unable to zip up. So he couldn't stand up and go fix his nose.

She froze up, and then ran out and called the Korean teacher.

Faunaki · Joined: 15 Jun 2007

Chicoloco · Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Location: In the ring.

I had a special needs boy in my middle school. He was sweet but all the other kids used to ignore him so I tried to cheer him up by teaching him a kind of secret handshake/high 5 thing.

After a few weeks we had it down and we were as smooth as a pair of New York pimps.

That was when my coteacher told me that the boy had been constantly smearing his own shit all over the toilet cubicles for the past year or so and was undergoing regular counselling.

Nice.

IncognitoHFX · Joined: 06 May 2007 Location: Yeongtong, Suwon

I had two kids 똥침 me at the same time when I was turned around, already in a sour state from five hours of their antics. I prompty threw their bags and belongings into the hallway, and pushed them out afterwards. The secretary pushed them back in a minute later, probably thinking that their mothers would pull them out of the hagwon if they found out I did that to them.

After all of my disciplinary actions, yelling, and finger pointing, I still felt that the consensus was that I was in the wrong and that I needed to learn to control my temper.

Ahh, I don't miss the hagwon days.

Hobophobic · Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:22 pm Post subject:

blaseblasphemener · Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:34 pm Post subject:

In an expensive kindy, my first week on the job (part-time, no korean teacher, me zero korean language ability) a boy pulled his pants down, then off, and ran out of the classroom. I couldn't catch the little bugger (nor did I want to) and had to go find a K teacher to tell her a naked child was roaming the halls. I quit the job the following week.

Rule of Thumb: Never, ever, ever teach kindy in korea!