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Taiwantroll

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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:31 pm Post subject: What do you do with unwanted cats? |
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What options are available to euthanise pets when no other option is available? |
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R-Seoul

Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Location: your place
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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Put in sack, throw sack into the Han river. |
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lohengrin

Joined: 16 Mar 2008 Location: Loompaland
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:55 pm Post subject: |
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eat 'em!
can't be any worse than what they serve at my school everyday |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006 Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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If they're healthy, they make good fried chicken.
Yes, I know this as fact because I ate almost every day for several months from a chinese takeout (yes, chinese) takeout place in Toronto in the 80's that eventually got busted for serving cat as fried chicken. Some days my chicken was all dark, and nicely sweet I might add, meat with skinny little breasts, and some days it wasn't. I didn't know my biology back then, but when I finally got to Asia and had yummy kitty cat it dawned on me waht I had been eating. |
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sineface

Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Location: C'est magnifique
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:20 pm Post subject: Re: What do you do with unwanted cats? |
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Taiwantroll wrote: |
What options are available to euthanise pets when no other option is available? |
Can you explain why there is no other option please? If it is medical, naturally your vet will take care of matters. If the cats are perfectly healthy, and you do not want them, I will certainly help you arrangeto give them to someone who does. Numerous cat rescues in and around Seoul. Any other option suggests laziness to me. So, do elaborate. |
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Lekker

Joined: 09 Feb 2008 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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poet13 wrote: |
If they're healthy, they make good fried chicken.
Yes, I know this as fact because I ate almost every day for several months from a chinese takeout (yes, chinese) takeout place in Toronto in the 80's that eventually got busted for serving cat as fried chicken. Some days my chicken was all dark, and nicely sweet I might add, meat with skinny little breasts, and some days it wasn't. I didn't know my biology back then, but when I finally got to Asia and had yummy kitty cat it dawned on me waht I had been eating. |
80's fried chicken/cats, same thing. Was Cindy Lauper playing from the Goonies soundtrack in the background everyday while you were eating it or was it Michael Jackson's Thriller? |
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Cornfed
Joined: 14 Mar 2008
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:25 pm Post subject: Re: What do you do with unwanted cats? |
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Taiwantroll wrote: |
What options are available to euthanise pets when no other option is available? |
While wearing heavy boots, hold the cat up by its tail so that its chin is resting on a concrete surface and then crush its skull with your heel. |
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djsmnc

Joined: 20 Jan 2003 Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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I would suggest dropping them on beef protesters from the high floors of a nearby building |
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Hobophobic

Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Location: Sinjeong negorie mokdong oh ga ri samgyup sal fighting
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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djsmnc wrote: |
I would suggest dropping them on beef protesters from the high floors of a nearby building |
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T-dot

Joined: 16 May 2004 Location: bundang
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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poet13 wrote: |
If they're healthy, they make good fried chicken.
Yes, I know this as fact because I ate almost every day for several months from a chinese takeout (yes, chinese) takeout place in Toronto in the 80's that eventually got busted for serving cat as fried chicken. Some days my chicken was all dark, and nicely sweet I might add, meat with skinny little breasts, and some days it wasn't. I didn't know my biology back then, but when I finally got to Asia and had yummy kitty cat it dawned on me waht I had been eating. |
manchu wok? |
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Bramble

Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Location: National treasures need homes
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:33 pm Post subject: Re: What do you do with unwanted cats? |
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sineface wrote: |
Taiwantroll wrote: |
What options are available to euthanise pets when no other option is available? |
Can you explain why there is no other option please? If it is medical, naturally your vet will take care of matters. If the cats are perfectly healthy, and you do not want them, I will certainly help you arrangeto give them to someone who does. Numerous cat rescues in and around Seoul. Any other option suggests laziness to me. So, do elaborate. |
Or trollishness. |
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thematrixiam

Joined: 31 Oct 2007
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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cat-apolt? |
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tigerbluekitty
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, I've heard strange stories of cats being served to unsuspecting customers up in Toronto. Thank god I never visited the city.
There's also that news story about a Canadian guy who ground up like twenty of his girlfriends, fed them to his pigs. Then slaughtered the pigs and sold them to the general public as pork links.
Damn Canada. What the hell goes on there?!  |
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Faunaki
Joined: 15 Jun 2007
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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Damn Canada. What the hell goes on there?!  |
It's the long fricking winters. |
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OneWayTraffic
Joined: 14 Mar 2005
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Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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djsmnc wrote: |
I would suggest dropping them on beef protesters from the high floors of a nearby building |
Won't work. Cats frequently survive freefall. When they reach terminal velocity, they relax and spread out a bit and they are more likely to survive the fall. Drop them off the 5th floor instead. |
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