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Do You Find The Virgin Mary "Religious"?

 
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Omkara



Joined: 18 Feb 2006
Location: USA

PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:04 am    Post subject: Do You Find The Virgin Mary "Religious"? Reply with quote

God did. Wink

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the ireland



Joined: 11 May 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

she is the mother of Jesus, so i'd imagine she is quite religious.


Let the good old christians start the hatred and arguements now!!!

oh yeah and just to stoke the fire a little more, i believe in evolution, not the whole god created the world business, i could barely get my cable tv set up in a week, and he made the world and had a break Question
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Bibbitybop



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Catholics, especially Hispanic Catholics, are a great demograph to study concerning the worship of Mary in practice compared to her role in the Bible.


What about Mary Magdaline? Did Jesus worship here? Revelations 22:20 implies that he did, very much so.
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the ireland



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

there is often a comparison between jesus and irish men.

he lived at home into his thirties and his mother thought he died a virgin
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Bibbitybop



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the ireland wrote:
there is often a comparison between jesus and irish men.

he lived at home into his thirties and his mother thought he died a virgin


Good joke, but everyone knows Jesus was traveling the globe and learning black magic. Really.
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Omkara



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did God rape her, if she was not very religious?
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numazawa



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Omkara wrote:
Why did God rape her, if she was not very religious?



Come on, now, we don't really know that's what happened. Without witnesses to the act, it's just He said/she said... and besides, her testimony was further compromised by the fact that she could not even pledge to tell the truth, as Bibles hadn't been written yet.
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Omkara



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see. She really could have been lying. And without DNA testing, how do we know that it was REALLY God's sperm?
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Stormy



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

numazawa wrote:
Omkara wrote:
Why did God rape her, if she was not very religious?



Come on, now, we don't really know that's what happened. Without witnesses to the act, it's just He said/she said... and besides, her testimony was further compromised by the fact that she could not even pledge to tell the truth, as Bibles hadn't been written yet.


Quote of the day! Laughing
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the ireland



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Omkara wrote:
Why did God rape her, if she was not very religious?


it was hardly rape...it was more like a teenage dating thing....god got his friend (gabriel) to go over and find out if mary thought he was hot, she said yes, and bam instant pregnancy!!!
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naw... the s*ut cheated on Joseph! Rolling Eyes
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Omkara



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Imagine how God is hung!
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