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Pooty
Joined: 15 Jun 2008
Location: Ela stin agalia mou
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| Once, when I was in university - I had stayed up for 72 hours cramming for exams...after the exam while on the way home, I stopped to use a pay phone (this was before cell phones were widely used - 1996) and forgot to put my car in park. It coasted right into a parked police cruiser at the gas station. |
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captain kirk
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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Classified by the Worker's Comp Board, this accident, as a 'near miss' = nearly fatal. Dadadadum.. |
Do you feel lucky or unlucky??? |
Lucky. The possibilities of the afterlife are uncertain. Buddhists seem to say your soul body, emotional body, and whatnot other 'ethereal body parts' go off in different dirrections. You disassemble and aren't 'you' anymore.
Glory aint. Just salvage/ part recycling. Whoopee. Remind me not to die. |
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Stevie_B
Joined: 14 May 2008
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| Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Rumple wrote: |
About two months ago I was walking home around midnight, when suddenly had to pee pretty bad. There was a bamboo grove near the road, so I ran over to the edge of it and started to take a leak, facing it with my back to the road. Noticed a police car coming up behind me, so I tried to finish quick, and while squirting it out extra fast, I accidentally shit myself.
Walked into the bamboo grove, took off my jeans and ruined drawers (my FAVORITE pair...my Dr. Seuss boxers), inspected my jeans to see if they were soiled, then upon learning they were not, redonned them, then left my drawers in the grove and walked home commando.
Given that I'm 35, that sucked! First time I've shit myself since I was 28.
Just kidding. I last shit myself when I was 9. Walking home from wherever, had to go real bad, got within 30 yards of my house when I just couldn't hold it anymore. I stopped dead, staring at my house, so close, and yet so far away, with my buttcheeks clenched, teeth gritted, as I fought my pooper with all my might.
Of course I lost that battle and filled up my tighty whities. I still remember the anguished sound I made as I surrendered to nature. At least the run home wasn't far, and nobody spotted me. Don't remember how I cleaned up or what I did with the soiled drawers, but you probably don't want to know anyway.
I once had a friend who's little sister (aged 9...we were 13) used to drop a log in her panties, then hide them in her closet because she was embarrassed and didn't want her family to find out. Then the family's Pomeranian would go in there and find them, and drag them into the living room, then dance around like it deserved a medal. After the first time it happened, I and my buddy's friends were all ordered (by his parents) to pretend nothing was happening because they didn't want their daughter to get upset.
It was a pretty funny scene, though. We'd all be in the living room shooting the shit, and suddenly this little white dog would drag a cotton poopsled into the room, and we were just supposed to go on talking like it wasn't happening. If the girl was around, though, she'd notice and run crying from the room.
After I burst out laughing I was banned from their house for a while. |
Ha ha! I pooed myself at a Body Count gig once. |
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Rob'sdad
Joined: 12 May 2008
Location: Seoul
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My younger brother and I were out constructing a tree fort. Spank had a pocket full of 4" nails and went out on a weak limb. He crashed to earth and all the nails jammed into his thigh.
Another time, I climbed a chain link fence and jumped off the top in my bare feet and landed on a cotter pin in the wheel. Then it got infected and the DR. had to dip a long wood Q-tip in alcohol and jam it in and out of my foot.
That sucked pretty bad. |
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asylum seeker
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Location: On your computer screen.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:41 am Post subject: |
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I'm just glad you're not one of those people who expects pics to prove it.   |
I expect them. |
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Cheonmunka
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:05 am Post subject: |
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Someone stabbed me once with one of those invisible marker pens.
Couldn't bust 'em for it as it left no trace. |
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travel zen
Joined: 22 Feb 2005
Location: Good old Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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I remember pinching my nutsack on a rickety tricycle when I was young. Pain.
In grade 9, I was playing with my friends nifty exacto-knife and slit my finger to the bone. More embarassing than painful. |
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