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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Location: Korea
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:09 am Post subject: Things your co-teacher told you |
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Koreans don't have premaritual sex. They wait until after marriage.
The Temple Pulgooksa is more inpressive than Ankor Wat in Cambodia
The Beaches on Cheju-do are more beautiful than Phuket.
There is no homosexuality in Korea.
Korea is home to the Largest Buddah statue in all of asia.
The Kamono dress in Japan is based on the Hanbok
Sushi and Sashimi was invented in Korea.
The only prostitution that exists in Korea if for US Soldiers
When Korean men go to Pattaya. They go there for the beach.
Korean beef is safer than American beef.
There is no racism in Korea |
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Whistleblower

Joined: 03 Feb 2007
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:16 am Post subject: |
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| Korea is sparkling. |
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thematrixiam

Joined: 31 Oct 2007
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:17 am Post subject: |
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| I look like Bruce Willis |
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xtchr
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:32 am Post subject: |
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Korean fruit is the most juicy in the world.
You don't need seatbelts in Korea, because Korean cars are made from Korean steel, and, as you know, Korean steel is the strongest in the world and that is why Korean cars are the safest in the world. |
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Gatsby
Joined: 09 Feb 2007
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:48 am Post subject: |
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| "Koreans are rational people." |
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santafly
Joined: 20 Feb 2008
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:27 am Post subject: |
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| Americans eat imported beef - from Australia |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:36 am Post subject: |
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"I am a better teacher than you."
"You probably don't know much about computers."
"It's my job to control you."
"Me and **** are good people because we are both Christians."
"I had a date five years ago." ( bloody unlikely!) |
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thematrixiam

Joined: 31 Oct 2007
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:43 am Post subject: |
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Kimchi is hot
Red paste is hot
Om Ma!!!! You put that much on your rice, isn't that hot?
Aren't you cold? |
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SOOHWA101
Joined: 04 Mar 2006 Location: Makin moves...trying to find 24pyung
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:46 am Post subject: |
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people come from all over the world to purchase amethyst in Korea
Koreans are the most polite people in the world
Koreans only critisize people because they care about them
articles written in English lie, but Korean language doesn't lie
that it is obvious that I really enjoy my job here in Korea
that my kids are allowed to say "crazy" in class, but that I am not
that saying "why" when the appropriate word is "what," is actually correct English
not telling Koreans that I understand spoken Korean is very rude and sneaky |
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Faunaki
Joined: 15 Jun 2007
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:46 am Post subject: |
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I make more than regular teachers who by the way work ten times harder than native speakers do.  |
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piratebryan
Joined: 21 Feb 2008 Location: Nonyeon
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:51 am Post subject: |
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"the korean language is bad and unexpressive. i like english"
"korean children are whiny. "
"korean mothers crazy and have too much time on their hands. "
she's so westernized its not even funny. i love it. |
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moosehead

Joined: 05 May 2007
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:51 am Post subject: |
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that Koreans prefer squat toilets because Western style toilets are dirty since you have to sit on them (I guess having piss running down your legs or on your feet from a squat toilet doesn't count) |
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Whistleblower

Joined: 03 Feb 2007
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:58 am Post subject: |
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Ko-teacher - Make your classes more fun!
Me - How?
Ko-teacher - Make your classes fun!
Me - Am I a clown?
Ko-teacher - No fun, no learn. Make your classes fun!
Me - You are like a broken record (as I walk away). |
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thematrixiam

Joined: 31 Oct 2007
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:10 am Post subject: |
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| SOOHWA101 wrote: |
people come from all over the world to purchase amethyst in Korea
Koreans are the most polite people in the world
Koreans only critisize people because they care about them
articles written in English lie, but Korean language doesn't lie
that it is obvious that I really enjoy my job here in Korea
that my kids are allowed to say "crazy" in class, but that I am not
that saying "why" when the appropriate word is "what," is actually correct English
not telling Koreans that I understand spoken Korean is very rude and sneaky |
haha. I love that though.
What? You mean it's okay to talk about someone if you think they don't understand you?  |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:18 am Post subject: |
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| sorry, man. My coteacher has said none of the above or any other stereotypical Korean stupidity. I know she is an exception to the rule-Homer, somewhere, was smiling until I posted the last part. |
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