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Grab the Chickens Levi



Joined: 29 Apr 2008
Location: Ilsan

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

samd wrote:
Stormy wrote:
Grab the Chickens Levi wrote:
Lol good memories of when I started this elementary sdchool job I'm at now. The new principal's first day. I'm in the lunch room eating away and he comes up to me pulls the hair on my arms, starts laughing and announces to about 20 other teachers

OH Wunsenggi (monkey) imnida!

I threw my tray on the side called him an ignorant cunt and said 'you're the f*cking monkey' and stormed out. Honest to god, I thought I'd be fired the next day but I never heard a thing about it and he's always nice to me from that day on. Weird country sometimes...

BUT KOREANS DO HAVE BODY HAIR!!!!

If the girls don't shave they get hairy legs just like white girls, I know becuase I've witnessed it first hand...

Also go to the sauna. Whilst most of the men are smooth skinned baldies apart from the pubis region, at least a third of Korean men have body hair too!

Yet another dumbass groundless myth from Korea.

Korea - hairy too!


You don't feel this may have been a slight overreaction?


Don't worry, it didn't happen.


Great Samd is stalking my posts now on various threads. I have a net stalker - yay!

It happened idiot. Now ignore anything I post and leave me the hell alone you freak.

Oh and I'm surprised no one has made any reference to my point that about a third of Korean men DO HAVE BODY HAIR!

ALSO THE WOMEN HAVE HAIRY LEGS IF THEY DON'T SHAVE THEM!!!!

Korea - land of ridiculous myths that are easily disproven.
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dtown



Joined: 06 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alyssa wrote:
They do not think we look like monkeys, they envy our looks. Girls have surgury to have our looks, men dress like western men. I agree, if anyone looks like monkeys it is them. Why do all of them always say 'very beautiful' to us, and the guys I used to hang out with were always getting the 'handsome guy' complement. How many western people say this to a Korean person on the subway or bus?? I mean complete strangers. Just another insecurity. They seem to feel the need to make tear down our culture and looks because they copy and dream of being like us in our world. Hence the copy cat fashions, learning English, studying in OUR home countries, watching our movies, reading our pop culture magazines and books. They have sunk into a sea of western life and feel insecure that most of us really do not care about them or their culture Rolling Eyes


I'm Korean and I have never wished that I look like a white girl, no offense of course. I happen to like my slanty eyes thank you very much. I am now going to go yell at all the white boys who do any type of martial arts, eat sushi, take Japanese classes, read anime, play video games etc. etc. because they are trying to be Asian. They should go stab buffalo or do something else American and stop being all insecure about themselves.
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like your slanty eyes too. Cool
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why are there so many plastic surgery places in Apgujeong?
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Scotticus



Joined: 18 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dtown wrote:

I'm Korean and I have never wished that I look like a white girl, no offense of course. I happen to like my slanty eyes thank you very much. I am now going to go yell at all the white boys who do any type of martial arts, eat sushi, take Japanese classes, read anime, play video games etc. etc. because they are trying to be Asian. They should go stab buffalo or do something else American and stop being all insecure about themselves.


Comics - invented by either a Swiss or Brazilian guy (dpeending on who you ask)
Video games - invented in America
Animation - invented by either Edison or a guy named J. Stuart Blackton (both cases, it seems, in America)

Mind you that was about 2 minutes worth of googling to get those three snippets of info.

I'd agree that slanty eyes are nice, though.
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samd



Joined: 03 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grab the Chickens Levi wrote:
samd wrote:
Stormy wrote:
Grab the Chickens Levi wrote:
Lol good memories of when I started this elementary sdchool job I'm at now. The new principal's first day. I'm in the lunch room eating away and he comes up to me pulls the hair on my arms, starts laughing and announces to about 20 other teachers

OH Wunsenggi (monkey) imnida!

I threw my tray on the side called him an ignorant cunt and said 'you're the f*cking monkey' and stormed out. Honest to god, I thought I'd be fired the next day but I never heard a thing about it and he's always nice to me from that day on. Weird country sometimes...

BUT KOREANS DO HAVE BODY HAIR!!!!

If the girls don't shave they get hairy legs just like white girls, I know becuase I've witnessed it first hand...

Also go to the sauna. Whilst most of the men are smooth skinned baldies apart from the pubis region, at least a third of Korean men have body hair too!

Yet another dumbass groundless myth from Korea.

Korea - hairy too!


You don't feel this may have been a slight overreaction?


Don't worry, it didn't happen.


Great Samd is stalking my posts now on various threads. I have a net stalker - yay!

It happened idiot. Now ignore anything I post and leave me the hell alone you freak.

Oh and I'm surprised no one has made any reference to my point that about a third of Korean men DO HAVE BODY HAIR!

ALSO THE WOMEN HAVE HAIRY LEGS IF THEY DON'T SHAVE THEM!!!!

Korea - land of ridiculous myths that are easily disproven.


If responding to your posts in two seperate threads makes me an internet stalker, then yes, I'm guilty as charged.

I agree with you on the body hair issue, but there's no need to go making up stories to prove your point.

We all know your school principal story is make believe.
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hugekebab



Joined: 05 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alyssa wrote:
They do not think we look like monkeys, they envy our looks. Girls have surgury to have our looks, men dress like western men. I agree, if anyone looks like monkeys it is them. Why do all of them always say 'very beautiful' to us, and the guys I used to hang out with were always getting the 'handsome guy' complement. How many western people say this to a Korean person on the subway or bus?? I mean complete strangers. Just another insecurity. They seem to feel the need to make tear down our culture and looks because they copy and dream of being like us in our world. Hence the copy cat fashions, learning English, studying in OUR home countries, watching our movies, reading our pop culture magazines and books. They have sunk into a sea of western life and feel insecure that most of us really do not care about them or their culture Rolling Eyes


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ryouga013



Joined: 14 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grab the Chickens Levi: Why talk about the leg hair when many of them have lip hair? Even the children are sporting half-staches. To further the point, many of the people with slightly darker skin have more hair but it can't be seen as well.

The jumping up and down and alerting others that there is a foreigner in their midst is also quite like monkey groups...
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Grimalkin



Joined: 22 May 2005

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm...


If the last common ancestor of mankind was Asian and they're still Asian and we aren't......


then aren't we the ones who've evolved?



(well it's going to be my argument if I ever hear the monkey thing!)


By the way is Alyssa the same bloke as Princess?
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ESL Milk "Everyday



Joined: 12 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

IncognitoHFX wrote:
Some Koreans are taught in school that foreigners look more like monkeys because we haven't been evolving as long and we're further down the evolutionary ladder. I have some Korean friends, ranging in ages, that have been told this in school.


Wow... I mean, wow... that's just really nasty. In fact, that's so nasty and ugly that you just don't even want to say anything back because no one with a good heart or a good mind would ever want to say anything like that.

On my worst culture shock days, when I hate this place and everything in it including the foreigners, I still can't even imagine being the kind of person who would actually make such a comment... not just because it's so hateful, but because it's also so stupid, unfounded, and ignorant.

That story about the new principal is appalling, but at the same time, it rings true... a similar thing happened to me. Sometimes I can't even bring myself to get angry at this place and just feel really sad and embarrassed... or sick to my stomach, and all just from being here.
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thematrixiam



Joined: 31 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dtown wrote:


I'm Korean and I have never wished that I look like a white girl, no offense of course. I happen to like my slanty eyes thank you very much. I am now going to go yell at all the white boys who do any type of martial arts, eat sushi, take Japanese classes, read anime, play video games etc. etc. because they are trying to be Asian. They should go stab buffalo or do something else American and stop being all insecure about themselves.


BOO... I will never give up my video games!!!! Never!
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tanklor1



Joined: 13 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thematrixiam wrote:
dtown wrote:


I'm Korean and I have never wished that I look like a white girl, no offense of course. I happen to like my slanty eyes thank you very much. I am now going to go yell at all the white boys who do any type of martial arts, eat sushi, take Japanese classes, read anime, play video games etc. etc. because they are trying to be Asian. They should go stab buffalo or do something else American and stop being all insecure about themselves.


BOO... I will never give up my video games!!!! Never!


I think the major question is who makes the better videogames: America or Japan? America/Britian created the GTA series, but Japan has Final Fantasy Hmmmmm........

Also I likes the slanty eyes too. They be all real pretty and such.
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ryouga013



Joined: 14 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thematrixiam wrote:
dtown wrote:


I'm Korean and I have never wished that I look like a white girl, no offense of course. I happen to like my slanty eyes thank you very much. I am now going to go yell at all the white boys who do any type of martial arts, eat sushi, take Japanese classes, read anime, play video games etc. etc. because they are trying to be Asian. They should go stab buffalo or do something else American and stop being all insecure about themselves.


BOO... I will never give up my video games!!!! Never!


SO playing video games is an Asian-only thing? Since when? If we're going to go to the "go back to where you came from" thing, stop using using the internet, stop using cars and stop listening to music. That's right, most of the music, even the horrible stuff today, was only made possible by the West. We'll leave you to remain ignorant and blind. It's what Old Korea is best at. Just be careful, there's a fan behind you... oh wait, if you beat a dog to death and then eat it and wash it down with some boiled down cat juice, you should be stronger than an ox! Rolling Eyes
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tanklor1



Joined: 13 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ryouga013 wrote:
thematrixiam wrote:
dtown wrote:


I'm Korean and I have never wished that I look like a white girl, no offense of course. I happen to like my slanty eyes thank you very much. I am now going to go yell at all the white boys who do any type of martial arts, eat sushi, take Japanese classes, read anime, play video games etc. etc. because they are trying to be Asian. They should go stab buffalo or do something else American and stop being all insecure about themselves.


BOO... I will never give up my video games!!!! Never!


SO playing video games is an Asian-only thing? Since when? If we're going to go to the "go back to where you came from" thing, stop using using the internet, stop using cars and stop listening to music. That's right, most of the music, even the horrible stuff today, was only made possible by the West. We'll leave you to remain ignorant and blind. It's what Old Korea is best at. Just be careful, there's a fan behind you... oh wait, if you beat a dog to death and then eat it and wash it down with some boiled down cat juice, you should be stronger than an ox! Rolling Eyes


I'm not going to slice anyone's throat but I am going to play the awesome adventure: Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings for my old school DS. So if you excuse me!
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ryouga013



Joined: 14 Sep 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tanklor1 wrote:
I'm not going to slice anyone's throat but I am going to play the awesome adventure: Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings for my old school DS. So if you excuse me!


Sorry, it's a package deal. You must be freaky if you want to play video games, if not you're not being culturally sensitive. Now start beating some animals to get an erection or turn in your game system.
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