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[bobranger]

Soju + Kimchee = immunity to MAD Cow Disease.
Dr. Kim said so and it was on TV.
Problem solved! Everyone is happy.

[JustJohn]

Brilliant. Now they'll probably stop worrying, satisfied with one more for the boasting list. (As long as the moms don't realize it means they should liquor up their kids.)

[bobranger]

Yeah Dr. Kim can announce it at the next protest. Set up galbi tents in Seoul along the protest route. Sell cheap American beef and everyone goes home happy. Hey, have a big BBQ at the US Embassy. Koreans will love America for a few hours. Until�. The next outrage.
Give little Lee a bottle cap shot. It will help him/her relax.

[Kimchi Cha Cha]

Soju + Kimchee = Immunity to Logic

[bobranger]

Logic is unrealistic in the real world. We are humans (slice the atom/endless energy or kill us all). Talk to you�re philosophy professor he/she is still in school. I equate logic to government (communism/democracy), religion, and free trade. Looks great on paper but is impractical. Kimchi Cha Cha is correct.

[Omkara]

Who is this Dr. Kim? Are you making this crap up?

[jkelly80]

We should make a sticky for stupid kimchi jokes.

[Omkara]

Alright, I get that this is tongue in cheek.


Had you posted on TV, I'd not have doubted.

Good solution.