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[poet13]

I'm a little worried about the collider. What if the silly buggers create a micro black hole that lasts only a tenth of a second? Well, that little sucker is moving so fast that in that tenth of a second, it's somewhere else quite far away. Nothing dictates that it has to go straight up. What if it comes this way, and what if it passes through my nuts on the way out? Think about it. One moment I'm standing in front of the toilet enjoying a nice long leak, and the next, ZAMMO! my nuts are gone. What am I supposed to say to my wife? It would be more believable to tell her they just fell off into the toilet and I accidentally flushed them. I wonder if a tin-foil shield would help. Or maybe I could put magnets in my pockets.[/list]

[captain kirk]

I think you should somehow attach magnets to your nuts. You could start a thread on Dave's asking for advice on how to do it.

[PeteJB]

Scientists claim that micro blackholes can travel through the Earth, but because they are moving so fast they only remove a single atom before exiting again. I'm curious about this, if you removed a single atom from a person, what would happen?

[MollyBloom]

[poet13]

A single atom? Not a thing. I left several million whole brain cells in the bottom of a beer pitcher last night and nothing haprjhwqo fmnjqa l fkwl a,r gloa alkjika aklr .,lk fa;oi