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Are there any good heavy metal band names left? GAME!
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:51 am    Post subject: Are there any good heavy metal band names left? GAME! Reply with quote

Are there any stones left unturned in the whole grindcore/ deathcore/ thrash/ heavy metal band name quest? Have they hit them all? I think not! I propose a game.

The rules: propose a band name that isn't actually the name of a band, but should be. The first person to have a band named after their suggestion WINS! Nothing!

I go..."Necrotic Infarct."
Naw, too medical.

How about..."Unneccesary Apendectomy."
No, again too medical.

Umm...I know! "Flaccid Abacinator."

Sorry, I've been watching 'metalocalypse' this week.
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Underwaterbob



Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thrasher Hymen
Solipsismal Cataract
Pharcical Aquatic Tart

I hope the netizens pick up this thread and try to translate it.
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cunt punt
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Frothing Bloodfart?"
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5600



Joined: 07 Apr 2008
Location: At an undisclosed FEMA camp.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Liquid Stool
Implded Bowel
Cunt Fister
Bukakke Boys
Glory Hole Boys
Scrotum Crunch
Cancer Crotch
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

prolapse

jesus breastfeeds lazarus

gregorian porno

korea's giant mansword
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Metal Herpes..." that's actually from the great Johnny Ryan, whose comix are never, ever, ever suitable for work.

I propose a sub-game...how long til this thread ceases to exist? I bet it's gone when I wake up.

http://johnnyr.com/comix/ncp2008-02-04.html
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

anal ironing

stomach parts

farting whole teeth
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Hanson



Joined: 20 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smashed Nuts

Defacating Anus

*beep*-bitch

Pierced Scrotum

Satan Christ

The Necroholics
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

laxative crackpipe

gastric disturbance

english teacher picnic
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Justin Hale



Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Location: the Straight Talk Express

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a Daves poster with a cool name for a Metal band - Ginormousaurus.

Come to think of it, Blurgalurgalurga and Uberscheisse are ok too!
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

prolapsed spinal cord

botfly discharge

assfight

the pornlordz
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Lekker



Joined: 09 Feb 2008
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ripped off Face

Lawnmower Attack

Eye Socket Gouge

Acid pancreus excretion

Nothing left to brutalize

Jesus Chainsaw Massacre

Hung Drawn and Quartered (Also a High on Fire song htp://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=OmsXYwrZxV8)

Grundle (It's the space between your *** and your ***, could also be the name of a mean old goblin.)

Bat Wing Broth (could be a really cheesy 80's hair metal band)

Power Saw Facelift
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Czarjorge



Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus' Hemorrhoid

Rosa Parks and the Busriders

Osama

Thirteen Inches and Still Balls Deep
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friendoken



Joined: 19 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Iron Cage
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