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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:51 am Post subject: Are there any good heavy metal band names left? GAME! |
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Are there any stones left unturned in the whole grindcore/ deathcore/ thrash/ heavy metal band name quest? Have they hit them all? I think not! I propose a game.
The rules: propose a band name that isn't actually the name of a band, but should be. The first person to have a band named after their suggestion WINS! Nothing!
I go..."Necrotic Infarct."
Naw, too medical.
How about..."Unneccesary Apendectomy."
No, again too medical.
Umm...I know! "Flaccid Abacinator."
Sorry, I've been watching 'metalocalypse' this week. |
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Underwaterbob

Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Location: In Cognito
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:58 am Post subject: |
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Thrasher Hymen
Solipsismal Cataract
Pharcical Aquatic Tart
I hope the netizens pick up this thread and try to translate it. |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:00 am Post subject: |
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cunt punt |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:01 am Post subject: |
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"Frothing Bloodfart?" |
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5600

Joined: 07 Apr 2008 Location: At an undisclosed FEMA camp.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:10 am Post subject: |
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Liquid Stool
Implded Bowel
Cunt Fister
Bukakke Boys
Glory Hole Boys
Scrotum Crunch
Cancer Crotch |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:15 am Post subject: |
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prolapse
jesus breastfeeds lazarus
gregorian porno
korea's giant mansword |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:24 am Post subject: |
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"Metal Herpes..." that's actually from the great Johnny Ryan, whose comix are never, ever, ever suitable for work.
I propose a sub-game...how long til this thread ceases to exist? I bet it's gone when I wake up.
http://johnnyr.com/comix/ncp2008-02-04.html |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:33 am Post subject: |
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anal ironing
stomach parts
farting whole teeth |
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Hanson

Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:47 am Post subject: |
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Smashed Nuts
Defacating Anus
*beep*-bitch
Pierced Scrotum
Satan Christ
The Necroholics |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:57 am Post subject: |
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laxative crackpipe
gastric disturbance
english teacher picnic |
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Justin Hale

Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Location: the Straight Talk Express
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:42 am Post subject: |
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There's a Daves poster with a cool name for a Metal band - Ginormousaurus.
Come to think of it, Blurgalurgalurga and Uberscheisse are ok too! |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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prolapsed spinal cord
botfly discharge
assfight
the pornlordz |
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Lekker

Joined: 09 Feb 2008 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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Ripped off Face
Lawnmower Attack
Eye Socket Gouge
Acid pancreus excretion
Nothing left to brutalize
Jesus Chainsaw Massacre
Hung Drawn and Quartered (Also a High on Fire song htp://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=OmsXYwrZxV8)
Grundle (It's the space between your *** and your ***, could also be the name of a mean old goblin.)
Bat Wing Broth (could be a really cheesy 80's hair metal band)
Power Saw Facelift |
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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Jesus' Hemorrhoid
Rosa Parks and the Busriders
Osama
Thirteen Inches and Still Balls Deep |
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friendoken
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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Iron Cage |
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