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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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 Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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| IMF crisis wrote: |
| Men have evolved to be attracted to younger women because they are more fertile. You just got your ass handed to you because your arguments were vulgar and indecent. |
The first sentence could be several posters, but the second sentence leads me to think: Hale! |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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| IncognitoHFX wrote: |
I know Korea. I know everything about all of you.
I know that most of you have come here to drink, party and impregnate teenage girls. The Korean media has shoved lucrative, lubricated Manwons directly into my ass for me to write an article about you, entitled: how foreigners came here to drink, party and impregnate teenage girls.
I would drink, party and impregnate teenage girls, but I am fat, old and kind of a jerk off. So instead, I take dirty money from the press and write articles on the internet about how much you all suck. |
Ah....I know this one...the name is on the tip of my tongue... |
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sammi
Joined: 17 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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| IncognitoHFX wrote: |
I know Korea. I know everything about all of you.
I know that most of you have come here to drink, party and impregnate teenage girls. The Korean media has shoved lucrative, lubricated Manwons directly into my ass for me to write an article about you, entitled: how foreigners came here to drink, party and impregnate teenage girls.
I would drink, party and impregnate teenage girls, but I am fat, old and kind of a jerk off. So instead, I take dirty money from the press and write articles on the internet about how much you all suck. |
Steve Schwartz? |
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Night Ranger
Joined: 17 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:16 pm Post subject: |
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| So I agree with what the previous poster said, and have I mentioned yet that I have a PhD and only work 3 hours a month? If I hadn't mentioned it, it's only because I have a PhD and work three hours a month. |
You got yourself a job that pays 4.6 million? That is fairly satisfactory for a first timer, though you could probably do better with the right connections. Definitely move to greener and better pastures once your first year is up. Having a Ph.D like me definitely helps. I currently make 6.6 million a month and I only teach 4 hours a month, which compared to other places, it is marginally satisfactory, but I can't complain too much. I also make another 7 million a month through textbook consulting for the biggest publishers. Yeah I have to publish, but that comes with the territory of being a full tenured professor here. My wife's company nets about 500 million a month so I must say that we are fairly comfortable.
These 2 are definitely "pragic." That guy is the greatest white man to ever set foot on the peninsula. |
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Night Ranger
Joined: 17 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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Who's this:
"I call them foreigners, They are not from my country. They must be foreigners." |
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knee-highs
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Location: yes
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| Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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A brief summation:
My current girlfriend and I were sitting around my brand new, back home apartment discussing my variously interesting experiences as a ghettoishtic podcaster in Seoul and came to the conclusion that my current postion whch will see me ultimately rise to the top of the corporate ladder while the chumps back in Korea lament the hell they have created for themselves will garner a new type of photo essay wherein the ad hominem attacks and endlessly circuitous fallacies will give way to the notion that getting out of Korea might have been the penultimately characteristic end to a logical decision. I say penultimate, because the final evidence will weigh in as I return to these boards daily and reiterate how pleased I am to be free of Korea and all things Korean. And for those who want to attack my superior logic, be warned that my new girlfriend agrees with everything I say. |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:46 am Post subject: |
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| I'll have to wait a year or two to imitate Tiger Beer on this thread. |
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JMO
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:10 am Post subject: |
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2+2 = 5 
Amerikkka and the world is being controlled by Zionist overlords.
Check out the chemtrail evidence here...
www.batshitcrazy.com
See no evil....  |
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Frankly Mr Shankly
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:59 am Post subject: |
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| Hanson wrote: |
| I'll have to wait a year or two to imitate Tiger Beer on this thread. |
Has anyone been to Burkina Faso? Is it cheap? How are the bars there? If I book with Xanadu travel agency in Itaewon, will they throw in spending money? |
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Smee
Joined: 24 Dec 2004
Location: Jeollanam-do
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:59 am Post subject: |
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| Frankly Mr Shankly wrote: |
| Hanson wrote: |
| I'll have to wait a year or two to imitate Tiger Beer on this thread. |
Has anyone been to Burkina Faso? Is it cheap? How are the bars there? If I book with Xanadu travel agency in Itaewon, will they throw in spending money? |
I'm thinking about touring Oklahoma for two weeks. Anybody have any tips? |
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Ilsanman
Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:16 am Post subject: |
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Um...me?
One of my prouder moments if I do say so myself.
| Night Ranger wrote: |
Who's this:
"I call them foreigners, They are not from my country. They must be foreigners." |
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Ilsanman
Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:19 am Post subject: |
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You guys don't know what you're talking about. Every problem in Korea is 10x worse in America.
Ever go to downtown Detroit and see the waste of human life everywhere? At least in Korea we take care of our people. You guys are all a bunch of racists.
I win this argument because I said so. |
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Draz
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Location: Land of Morning Clam
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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| captain kirk wrote: |
My Korean co-teacher can make an appointment if she wants to talk to me. I told her this and she went directly to the Principal and massaged his feet. How can I compete with that. I'm a guy. I refuse to do that.
Sometimes this country reminds me of day old fish and chips.
So my Korean coteacher comes back and says she DOESN'T need to make an appointment to consult with me and that the principal said so. I told her that she has a face like a hag, the breath of a leech, and the spine of a jellyfish. She pretended not to understand what I'm saying, complaining that I speak English too fast, most importantly in front of the students. And that she doesn't like raw fish. It gives her gas and parasitical worm infections.
I refuse to take off my shoes anywhere in the school or wear their 'supplied slippers'. Not only do these slippers smell bad (though Koreans say they 'don't sweat') they're cheap and tacky. I refuse to 'acclimatize' if it means wearing these dollar store excuses for slippers.
And the principal gets foot massages! |
Grab the Chickens etc...
When on the first day of being called a monkey by the VP he called him a
coont! Well - It might have happened!  |
I was thinking fromtheuk. |
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asylum seeker
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Location: On your computer screen.
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| Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Night Ranger wrote: |
| runlikegump wrote: |
| So I agree with what the previous poster said, and have I mentioned yet that I have a PhD and only work 3 hours a month? If I hadn't mentioned it, it's only because I have a PhD and work three hours a month. |
You got yourself a job that pays 4.6 million? That is fairly satisfactory for a first timer, though you could probably do better with the right connections. Definitely move to greener and better pastures once your first year is up. Having a Ph.D like me definitely helps. I currently make 6.6 million a month and I only teach 4 hours a month, which compared to other places, it is marginally satisfactory, but I can't complain too much. I also make another 7 million a month through textbook consulting for the biggest publishers. Yeah I have to publish, but that comes with the territory of being a full tenured professor here. My wife's company nets about 500 million a month so I must say that we are fairly comfortable.
These 2 are definitely "pragic." That guy is the greatest white man to ever set foot on the peninsula. |
lol |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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| Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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The OP is gay.
It's true princess, it's goddamn true.
You are welcome. |
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No.
I have never used The Creator as an adverb.
It's true, certain unnamed poster, it's damn true.
You are welcome. |
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