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xeno439
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Illysook
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:13 am Post subject: |
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I spent some time scoring standardized tests here in Columbus and there were just enough funny answers to keep us going 40 hours a week for four months out of the year. I even went back for a second year.
This is what I learned about the plant life cycle:
"The flower helps the organism with it's sweet nectar...only the child spelled organism incorrectly.
And then, between the spelling errors and the poor handwriting, I somehow got the idea that "Jerry Rice one four super bowels in a cow"
These were ordinary American 5th graders and you don't even want to know how many of them want to meet Hannah Montanna. |
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Kikomom

Joined: 24 Jun 2008 Location: them thar hills--Penna, USA--Zippy is my kid, the teacher in ROK. You can call me Kiko
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Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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This is precious...
"Am I abnormal?"
If it wasn't such a touchy area (the sexual angle), I'd say this kid's about ready for a sneak peek at his dad's Playboy collection. He'll be locked up in the bathroom for days.  |
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