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[Morton]

OP, you are hilarious. Well done mate. Good luck with the ladies and try not to break too many hearts.

[BigBuds]

[M-su]

DA MAN is BACK!

Wow, what a day! Kicked things off with coffee in Sinchon with this cute little thang. We're going out again next week, Tuesday. (I'm too busy over the weekend, WORD!) Then I went on a 2nd date near Ewha. Holy Cow I'm on fire! Seeing the Ewha girl again tomorrow, can't wait!! Freaking super hot!

And stop sprinkling angry comments on this thread. Behave! I don't diss you, so don't diss DA MAN.

Tidbit number 3;
Like I mentioned before, Korean will help you on your quest to become as Awesome as DA MAN. I always go over my Korean notes on da train or bus and if there's a smoking hot cherry sugea in da car I'm riding I sometimes approach her with my Awesomeness. I introduce myself in KOREAN and ask if she'd care to explain some of the stuff I don't get. After the initial giggling and blushing (could be cuz I'm so steaming hot) we end up just chatting in Korean and anoda chick down for DA MAN. And that's how you do it!!!

I fawn upon my awesomeness!

[aka Dave]

Dude. you can't just say it's all about me.

Give a brother some tips. If you're gonna brag (which is cool) you gotta show us game.

Damn, I inquire laidies who enjoy chicken burgers, that messes up my way of thikin! This shit ijust outside the box. ! I mean wtf chicken burfgers? Ladies, think about some nachos or something american.

Give us pointers. Tips for the 9th inninng stretch. If I'm on a date I wanna be able to check my deaveselscafe beatdown of how to deal with my lady one to one..

Just sayin.

[M-su]

aka Dave,

Did you read da tidbits

It's not all about DA MAN.

Oh, I'd be more than happy to share some things Korean chix dig and also some stuff you should never ever do or talk about...Needless to say dating a Korean chica is or can be a very very different experience from dating a chick from where I'm from

DA MAN is always happy to share and help out!

[aka Dave]

Dude bring it what's your tips for dating the locals, whatever you got to say is cool

[M-su]

Ok, so the following "tips" are not unique to dating Korean chix, but they'll push you in the right direction


- DO not bitch and complain about your work ever. Korean girls HATE
whiners.
- If da bebe you wanna go out with is a student or full-time worker, get to
know her schedule. Text her in the morning when she's on her way to
work (they dig that! Will take her mind of the morning rush and people
rubbing up against her on the train/bus)
- And of course, text her right after she gets off work or her last class. (If
she's into you she'll love it!)
- A lot of Korean chicas like..say..spicy food or these wonderful singing
rooms. GO, SING, EAT! Show interest in what they like and what they
want to show you.
- DO NOT EVER under any circumstances include "sweety, baby, honey,
etc. in your texts or emails. I've had to explain on more than one
occasion to my hot korean friends why my idiotic foreign friend called
her sweety in his first txt to her.

This was just an appie.
I'll add more soon. I type slow I just found out

Could I ROCK any HARDER? Think NOT!

[Zyzyfer]

Well you gots to give way more tips to pimp my ride. I be doin' what you sayin', playin' it up fine, and the girls, they be down in the club, they be lookin' at me, but I ain't got time for dat!

All da chix be sayin' I'm smokin', but they just won't go the extra mile and roll on up for a nice dinner and movie! Don't get it.

[kentucker4]

[bobranger]

M-su please continue posting. I've decided to live my life vicariously through you.

hi.. kentucker4

[M-su]

DA MAN is HERE~

Guys! Show some class! If all ya want is to DIP YOUR MIGHTY PEN IN INK THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN SMEARED ALL OVER TOWN start ya own thread.
Class, class, class people!

Da advice above is awesome, if executed awesomely, chix will dig ya. Not as much as they dig DA MAN of course, but hey, what else is new?!

Now here's tidbit # 4;

Don't be in such a hurry to be planting ya flag. Have an aweome cup of awesome coffee with her first, get her to feel comfy and all, look at this as stretching.

And now to the most important part. Show some CLASS, don't be playing those stupid drinking games until 3am, bet ya all be smelling like Satan's feet by then, not to mention how flattering it is looking at a hammered girl's face. RED FLAG!

Have lunch/dinna/awesome cup of coffee with her like DA MAN is today with this fresh little honey peach. (This mega hot little thang be coming ova to DA MAN's crib soon) and then take her to your place and then share a glass and then do your thang.

Holy Mother of Everything Holy, I just had a tiny Awesomeness orgasm! DA MAN has spoken again! Listen to DA MAN, he knows what da ladies want!
FREAKIN' ROCK ON DA MAN STYLE!

[tob55]

Mods, could you do Da Man and all of us a favor and lock this thread. This dribble has gone on long enough, and this is an off topic thread that should not be in the general category. No offense M-su, but get a life man, people don't give as rat's ass about you and your whatever it is you think you are doing. Cheers

[rusty1983]

Mods, you should leave this on as an experiment to see how long people keep on getting wound up by it until they realise they should just ignore it. Id say that the OP was a wanker but I think youve all dug your own hole here and deserve every bit of annoyance that this idiot is serving up to you.

[M-su]

DA MAN is here,

I can't teach you guys how to be as awsome as I am. It can't be taught, I was just born with a well-toned bod and handsome face.

It would help a LOT if you'd stop looking ugly and start being more like DA MAN. There are ways to improve your appearance and I'd be more than happy to push you in the right direction, again.

Where DA MAN goes, thousands of bebes follow.

Man, I ROCK!

[fruitcake]

Korean swingers Pro-tip:

Korean girls: easy come, NOT easy go

you've been warned