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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject: 6-word autobiographies |
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Someone once challenged Hemingway to write a 6-word story. He did: "For sale: baby shoes, never used". In 2006 the online magazine Smith asked people to write 6-word life stories. The editors of �The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2007� selected some of the results. Here are some samples:
a. Being a monk stunk. Better gay.
b. Found true love. Married someone else.
c. Bad brakes discovered at high speed.
d. Ex-wife and contractor now have house.
e. Savior complex makes for many disappointments.
f. My spiritual path is 100 proof.
g. Wasn�t born a redhead; fixed that.
h. Boyfriend in bed, still a lesbian?
i. Young, skinny, ridiculed. Old, skinny, envied.
j. Discovered moral code via Judy Blume.
k. Hiding in apartment knitting against depression.
l. Near death experiences are my forte.
m. Never really finished anything, except cake.
I decided to try it and found it isn�t all that hard. I thought of several, none as witty as the above, but hey.
Teaching is the icing of life.
What can you say about your life in 6 words? |
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semi-fly

Joined: 07 Apr 2008
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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Education is key, money for life. |
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JMO

Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:23 pm Post subject: |
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All told, never bought or sold.
not sure what that means, but certain it will seem very corny in about 5 minutes. |
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sjrm
Joined: 27 Jul 2005
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:17 pm Post subject: |
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Madness is a part of life. |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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mine is 'i still haven't died yet.' |
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Kuros
Joined: 27 Apr 2004
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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Studied the West, then went East |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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There is some good stuff here.
See, it isn't all that hard.
Writing 6 word sentences is easy.  |
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semi-fly

Joined: 07 Apr 2008
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
There is some good stuff here.
See, it isn't all that hard.
Writing 6 word sentences is easy.  |
Could be something worth trying in a classroom, but it's probably been done to death already. |
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Quack Addict

Joined: 31 Mar 2008 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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American dream delusion. Jesus only way. |
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daskalos
Joined: 19 May 2006 Location: The Road to Ithaca
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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White boy seeks good home abroad. |
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Missihippi

Joined: 22 Oct 2007 Location: Gwangmyeong
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:09 am Post subject: |
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Laughing makes you feel young again. |
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the boy next door
Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Location: next door
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:46 am Post subject: |
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once bitten, twice shy, babe... |
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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:11 am Post subject: |
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good son, student, boyfriend, journalist, teacher |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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Lower mathematics is difficult for some. Neither 5 nor 7 is 6.
Let's keep to the 6-word rule. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Please repeat as often as necessary. |
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the boy next door
Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Location: next door
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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wah, wah, wah, me want nookie!  |
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