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| A man partaking of the fruit of his own onanism |
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| Troilism |
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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Underwaterbob wrote: |
| I don't know what kind of man you are. |
A non-narcissistic straight one. |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Underwaterbob wrote: |
| Which side of the bet are you on? |
I don't want to skew the poll, but really, what man could choose any but one of the answers? |
Thank you for your previous clarification.
I stand by my previous choice, even if the other option is with really gnarly, disgusting fat chicks. |
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Poemer
Joined: 20 Sep 2005
Location: Mullae
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Huh? I thought troilism was watching someone else, oh how shall I put this. . . churn your lady's butter? |
Upon further investigation I find that the term does indeed have that meaning as well as just straight-out threesomes. I've changed the OP to clear up any confusion.
Thank you for your efforts. |
Well, in that case I change my vote from troilism to partaking. |
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yawarakaijin
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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My friend. I seriously have to wonder what kind of people you are hanging out with. Under no circumstances could I ever imagine this question needing to be decided by poll.
Seriously.
A.) Hey Bob. What would you rather do? Drink your own cum after jerking off or have a threesome with two hot chicks.
B.) Well John, that is a tough question. I think we need a poll. Those two options are both so damn appealing.
Seriously man. I can understand the debate between big boobs vs big butt. I can understand a debate between whether asian girls or white girls are better in bed. I can understand needing a poll to debate the merits of chunky vs smooth peanut butter, but hell man! A debate between being in a threesome or drinking or own juices on a lonely friday night? Jeeeeessssuz!?  |
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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:10 pm Post subject: |
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| yawarakaijin wrote: |
My friend. I seriously have to wonder what kind of people you are hanging out with. Under no circumstances could I ever imagine this question needing to be decided by poll.
Seriously.
A.) Hey Bob. What would you rather do? Drink your own cum after jerking off or have a threesome with two hot chicks.
B.) Well John, that is a tough question. I think we need a poll. Those two options are both so damn appealing.
Seriously man. I can understand the debate between big boobs vs big butt. I can understand a debate between whether asian girls or white girls are better in bed. I can understand needing a poll to debate the merits of chunky vs smooth peanut butter, but hell man! A debate between being in a threesome or drinking or own juices on a lonely friday night? Jeeeeessssuz!? |
The other half in the debate is female. |
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daskalos
Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: The Road to Ithaca
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Two words: Lucky Pierre. |
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daskalos
Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: The Road to Ithaca
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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| the_beaver wrote: |
| yawarakaijin wrote: |
My friend. I seriously have to wonder what kind of people you are hanging out with. Under no circumstances could I ever imagine this question needing to be decided by poll.
Seriously.
A.) Hey Bob. What would you rather do? Drink your own cum after jerking off or have a threesome with two hot chicks.
B.) Well John, that is a tough question. I think we need a poll. Those two options are both so damn appealing.
Seriously man. I can understand the debate between big boobs vs big butt. I can understand a debate between whether asian girls or white girls are better in bed. I can understand needing a poll to debate the merits of chunky vs smooth peanut butter, but hell man! A debate between being in a threesome or drinking or own juices on a lonely friday night? Jeeeeessssuz!? |
The other half in the debate is female. |
And, presumably, she thinks your having sex with two women at once is stranger than your tasting your own cum? (Or have I got the make-up of the "trois" wrong? If I do, and if the question then turns on your being "lucky Pierre," I suppose I understand her point of view.)
It's probably you and two women, though, and her preference for your eating your own ejaculate is most likely a reflection of her own jealousy and sexual insecurity.
Or do I still have it all wrong, and you're the one who thinks eating your own stuff is less odd than boinking two women at once? If so, we probably should talk, you and I, about Lucky Pierre. |
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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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| daskalos wrote: |
| the_beaver wrote: |
| yawarakaijin wrote: |
My friend. I seriously have to wonder what kind of people you are hanging out with. Under no circumstances could I ever imagine this question needing to be decided by poll.
Seriously.
A.) Hey Bob. What would you rather do? Drink your own cum after jerking off or have a threesome with two hot chicks.
B.) Well John, that is a tough question. I think we need a poll. Those two options are both so damn appealing.
Seriously man. I can understand the debate between big boobs vs big butt. I can understand a debate between whether asian girls or white girls are better in bed. I can understand needing a poll to debate the merits of chunky vs smooth peanut butter, but hell man! A debate between being in a threesome or drinking or own juices on a lonely friday night? Jeeeeessssuz!? |
The other half in the debate is female. |
And, presumably, she thinks your having sex with two women at once is stranger than your tasting your own cum? (Or have I got the make-up of the "trois" wrong? If I do, and if the question then turns on your being "lucky Pierre," I suppose I understand her point of view.)
It's probably you and two women, though, and her preference for your eating your own ejaculate is most likely a reflection of her own jealousy and sexual insecurity.
Or do I still have it all wrong, and you're the one who thinks eating your own stuff is less odd than boinking two women at once? If so, we probably should talk, you and I, about Lucky Pierre. |
The whole story:
The topic of fantasies and oddities came up. I said threesomes were probably the most common male fantasy and the conversation moved on to someone she knew who did some eating of his own jizz. I said that it was bizarre and she said that threesomes are more bizarre and so the conversation went. I'm completely sure that I'm right but I just want to have a poll for support. |
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daskalos
Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: The Road to Ithaca
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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| the_beaver wrote: |
The whole story:
The topic of fantasies and oddities came up. I said threesomes were probably the most common male fantasy and the conversation moved on to someone she knew who did some eating of his own jizz. I said that it was bizarre and she said that threesomes are more bizarre and so the conversation went. I'm completely sure that I'm right but I just want to have a poll for support. |
Ah. Okay then. I didn't vote in this poll because I stand somewhat outside the target demographic. That said, I can assure you that you are right and she is crazy.
The straight man's fantasy of having sex with two women (or 2 men, for that matter) is decidedly less strange than the [supposed] straight man's fantasy about eating his own tadpoles. The number of straight men who would even consider doing so is, I have no doubt, very small.
If I am wrong in this opinion, then it's clear you are all far gayer than I ever thought. But I'm rather sure I'm not wrong. A new poll, perhaps? How many straight men have ever thought of eating their own business?
Tell the woman that, though she happens to know a man who is most likely latently gay, she just needs to stop being silly.
(Question: Is the woman in question a Westerner? Just idly curious.) |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Poemer wrote: |
| Huh? I thought troilism was watching someone else, oh how shall I put this. . . churn your lady's butter? |
Unless of course, you're the one doing the churning, and only one of the ladies is YOUR lady. The other just a friend, acquaintance, or maybe just a bi-curious college freshman restaurant waitress... as it were.  |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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| bi-curious college freshman restaurant waitress |
A perfect description of one of my housemates from fourth year U, except for the freshman part. |
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the_beaver
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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Update:
Apparently no onanism. There's a woman to do the work but the man is the end consumer. |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Did she work at Timberline resort in West Virginia in 1999? |
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daskalos
Joined: 19 May 2006
Location: The Road to Ithaca
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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| the_beaver wrote: |
Update:
Apparently no onanism. There's a woman to do the work but the man is the end consumer. |
Mmm. Sounds then more like the woman's fantasy than the man's. |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito
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| Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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| the_beaver wrote: |
Update:
Apparently no onanism. There's a woman to do the work but the man is the end consumer. |
Are we talking snowballing? |
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