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Koreans think I'm a RIOT!!
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M-su



Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:20 am    Post subject: Koreans think I'm a RIOT!! Reply with quote

Korean people, especially the ladies, think I'm funny as hell. I always make them laugh like crazy.

Now, I've always been a real delight to be around, but for some reason all my jokes fly sky high with my Korean friends.

They treat me like a rock star, clap their hands together, cover their teeth with their hands, blush, and ocasionally laugh so hard at my jokes they almost choke. Sometimes they also snort tea, coffee or beer through their noses.

Funny thing is that my foreign friends can't even extract a giggle out of them. Guess my intonation, voice, body language and clever use of words make me what I am; a fresh breeze of comedic levity in a dank and stuffy world.
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aka Dave



Joined: 02 May 2008
Location: Down by the river

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, gotta agree. Your post really brings the funny. I was laughing out loud. I spit out my kimchi milkshake as I read it.
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beast



Joined: 28 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The funny thing is, you joined this forum in 2006, but it took you two years to figure out how Koreans respond to you.
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pfft. shaddup.
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genezorm



Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Location: Mokpo

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it sounds like you must be recycling lame jokes from gag concerts if koreans find you funny
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OBwannabe



Joined: 16 Feb 2008

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Forget these haters. I've been waiting for another post from you. You are so full of shit, but it's funny stuff. It's like you are jumping into my head and writing things I wouldn't say for myself....do to my tremendous modesty.
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jkelly80



Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Location: you boys like mexico?

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey M-Su, I gotta tell you. You've got it! I don't even know what "it" is, to be honest with you! But it's seeping from your pores!

Go get em tiger!

This ad pretty much sums up M-su:

http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8
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crescent



Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: yes.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look at you! People who think it's hilarious to watch comedians dress up in diapers and hit each other with big red plastic mallets on TV are now laughing YOU!

When are you getting your own show?
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tigerbluekitty



Joined: 19 Apr 2007

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

m-su's a recruiter who's trying to draw attention away from the other riot thread
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sheba



Joined: 16 May 2005
Location: Here there and everywhere!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and the best part is, its 100% TRUE!
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ReeseDog



Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Classified

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Koreans think I'm a RIOT!! Reply with quote

M-su wrote:
Korean people, especially the ladies, think I'm funny as hell.


Like when you show them your purple nut?

How did that work out for you, by the bye?
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ytuque



Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Location: I drink therefore I am!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aren't you the guy who got punched in the balls?
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M-su



Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, I'm the guy who got clocked in the nuts a while ago. My left pit is fine now, thank you very much for asking. I'll be signing autographs tomorrow.

I'm a real hot hoot! Korean chix dig my sarcastic yet endearing sense of humor and my chic yet intellectually stimulating remarks.

I'm a fountain of merriness and joy. Come taste me like thousands of other Korean girls. Once you've had a sip, you'll be begging for a dip!

Seriously guys; Korean people totally dig me! SAY something, don't just sit there...."uh, uh....uhh...what's your favorite movie?.....uh...uh...uhh...do you like Brad Pitt? uuhhh uuuuhl

Making Korean girls laugh is an art. An art I have perfected over my countless dates with some of Seoul's hottest mamacitas!! WORD!
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jkelly80



Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Location: you boys like mexico?

PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your mind is fount, all must drink deep. Crackin wise and getting the chicas all mojadas! Brosky!
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ReeseDog



Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Classified

PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2008 6:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

M-su wrote:

Yes, I'm the guy who got clocked in the nuts a while ago. My left pit is fine now, thank you very much for asking.



Must have been the kimchi.
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