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BS.Dos.



Joined: 29 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 5:25 pm    Post subject: You know you're back in Korea when ... Reply with quote

... on a warm, early September morning, you see two of your high-school boys strolling casually to their next lesson without a care in the world, hand in hand.

Ahh, bless.
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Rae



Joined: 10 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(for me at least, it's when) .... random old ladies start patting chalk off of me for minutes at a time.
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ciccone_youth



Joined: 03 Mar 2008
Location: Japan

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you smell dried squid in public transportation.
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... you walk out the door and the first person you see is urinating in the street.
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BS.Dos.



Joined: 29 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...your co-teacher, Mr. Lee, insists that you take a look at his corns so you can tell him what you think.
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bringing a DVD player into a classroom gets you the most gigantic smiles from the world's most depressed teenagers.
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sojourner1



Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you see everything in Hangul as you ride an airport limo bus to your home away from home and that powerful gimchee garlic breath of your fellow passengers hits you in the face like a ton of bricks. That familiar strong garlic breath smell screams, "your in KOREA!"
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your plane lands and you are the only one who waits till the seat belt light goes off before getting up in a mad dash to retrieve your luggage from the overhead compartments.
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ciccone_youth



Joined: 03 Mar 2008
Location: Japan

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At the baggage claim, you are the only young female wearing flats.

(real experience).
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tomwaits



Joined: 05 Feb 2003
Location: PC Bong

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you find youself asking where the good "hangover soup" restaurants are.
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stevie rotten



Joined: 31 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

....when you find wads of spit in the hallways and elevator/stairway of your apartment building.
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ciccone_youth



Joined: 03 Mar 2008
Location: Japan

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everyone around you is wearing pastel colors and baseball caps.
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sjrm



Joined: 27 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

instead of getting a beer and a hot dog at a ballgame, you get dried squid and a beer at a ball game
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Zutronius



Joined: 16 Apr 2007
Location: Suncheon

PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you walk into the Officetel elevator and wonder which adjoshi decided to pee in the elevator.
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crsandus



Joined: 05 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you are walking in a subway station and get nearly knocked down by a 4 1/2 foot, curly haired, flower patterned blur.
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