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What's Jesus' phone number?

 
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Omkara



Joined: 18 Feb 2006
Location: USA

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:08 pm    Post subject: What's Jesus' phone number? Reply with quote

This whole praying thing is low-tech.
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mj roach



Joined: 16 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

no phone, no pool no pets - use the urim and thummim 'hot line'
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hogwonguy1979



Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: the racoon den

PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

its 867-5309, any country or city code
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Omkara



Joined: 18 Feb 2006
Location: USA

PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got an answering machine. Doesn't he have a cell?
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

1-900- GO TO HELL.

Calls from non-Catholic denominations may vary.

alternatively; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xo6syBndKM
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

email: [email protected]
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Bagpipes11



Joined: 10 Nov 2006

PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1 900 MARYMAGDELICIOUS
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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hogwonguy1979 wrote:
its 867-5309, any country or city code


no, that's jenny's.
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aka Dave



Joined: 02 May 2008
Location: Down by the river

PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jesus is busy. Text him.
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