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joshuahirtle27
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
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 Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:51 am Post subject: I almost had a widow. |
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The other day my wife went back to Canada and left me here in Korea (yay now I have a bigger bed... and no sex for me... WONDERFUL). It was very warm in my shoebox when I got home so I turned the fan on and went to bed. It wasn't warm enough to turn on the A/C... the air just needed to be circulated. I dosed off and the next morning when I woke up my fan was still humming away... and my computer was on. It has like 3 fans. Why am I not dead? With all those fans going and the window closed I should have died like 4 times. Isn't it a scientific fact that fans kill?
Anyway my wife was very happy that I didn't die... and so was my boss who had em scheduled for 4 classes today. |
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crescent
Joined: 15 Jan 2003
Location: yes.
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| Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:43 am Post subject: |
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Wait. No sex is WONDERFUL?
That's the only thing that caught me in this post because it's almost fall now and the fan joke is out of season. |
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joshuahirtle27
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeah that was supposed to be sarcastic. |
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cj1976
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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From the title of the thread, I thought this would be about a near-miss sexual encounter with a recently bereaved woman.
Man, I'm so disappointed.  |
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IncognitoHFX
Joined: 06 May 2007
Location: Yeongtong, Suwon
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| Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:46 pm Post subject: |
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Your wife promised she'd name your baby after me.
I'll be lenient, you can use my middle name too if you desire.  |
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