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| Would you support gender-free, "liberated" restrooms? |
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| No, I Would Rather Not |
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| Not No, But Hell No; I Will Oppose This |
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Starla

Joined: 06 Jun 2008 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:20 am Post subject: |
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| Imagine finding out that beautiful women fart and that their sh_t stinks-that would just wreck the illusion forever, I like my illusions and do not want face the reality that women fart. |
If you can't handle that, I don't recommend having a long-term girlfriend or living with a woman. |
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aboxofchocolates

Joined: 21 Mar 2008 Location: on your mind
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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Yes. On a hot day it gets hot. That brings me back to my biceps point. Do you find it gross when somebody scratches their biceps and doesn't wash? The dirtiness of willies is a Victorian thing (except, as noted earlier, the smegma collectors) and comes from prudery rather than fact and common sense.
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Biceps are round, smooth places usually just covered with a shirt sleeve. Your shlong is not smooth. It touches other parts of your, gathering heat, and is in close proximity to urine and other excretions. Smegma doesn�t just come out of nowhere, it accumulates. The Victorians sewed themselves into their outfits; their concepts of �dirty� were very different from our own.
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[ Probably not. Urine doesn't have much bacteria to begin with and was actually used as an antiseptic and antibacterial at different points in history. The urethra does have some bacteria, but it pretty much is all pushed out at the beginning of the action of taking a whazz, and from mid-pee to end, it's a clean tube.
You can drink urine and there has been a recent trend called urine therapy (actually, it's only recently become popular -- it's been around for years in India and German pornos). While the science is dubious, it doesn't kill anybody.
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Urine is sterile immediately after it leaves your body. Then some bacteria find it and grow on it, causing it to stink like hell. These guys aren�t leaving their cups of urine on the kitchen counter for a few hours before they partake.
As far as those different points in history go, people have done a lot of stupid stuff to get better. Sure, urine might be a great antiseptic if you take it directly to the area needing cleaning, but you better rinse pretty well afterwards, otherwise you will get a nasty infection.
You did say you washed your hands earlier, though it doesn�t hurt to stress the point. |
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the_beaver

Joined: 15 Jan 2003
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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| aboxofchocolates wrote: |
| Your shlong is not smooth. |
Have you met my shlong?
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| and is in close proximity to urine and other excretions. |
I would have to say that not only have you been dating unhygienic men, if their wangs can reach back anywhere near enough to be in close proximity to other excretions, they've got flaccid tallywhackers long enough to act as bottle cleaners, or prehensile tumid tallywhackers capable of finding the g-spot of an elephant. |
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Adventurer

Joined: 28 Jan 2006
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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| krats1976 wrote: |
| No, thank you. I HATE sharing a bathroom w/ men. Gross. |
Imagine the foreign women having to put up with some of the local guys who make these loud throaty noises in the washroom:) That would be a nightmare for the women. The women would object more than the men, I think. I guess I could live with it, but I object to it. The bathroom is a private place, and I would only share that with a female significant other on a regular basis. A female guest is fine, but this is going too far. |
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Adventurer

Joined: 28 Jan 2006
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Starla wrote: |
| MA_TESOL wrote: |
| Imagine finding out that beautiful women fart and that their sh_t stinks-that would just wreck the illusion forever, I like my illusions and do not want face the reality that women fart. |
If you can't handle that, I don't recommend having a long-term girlfriend or living with a woman. |
The guy's girlfriend is going to have to fart and burp at some point:) LOL
Women are very beautiful beings, but they are still human:) |
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Interested

Joined: 10 Feb 2003
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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MollyBloom

Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Location: James Joyce's pants
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Didn't Ally MacBeal (sp?) already exhibit this? |
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Gopher

Joined: 04 Jun 2005
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:46 pm Post subject: |
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| How so? Have a Youtube clip or some other link to make available to us? |
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khyber
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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| I think it's a good idea. You can double the number of potential people in a bathroom who make loud wet farts and poopy sounds. And therefore, twice as many opportunities for us to surpress wild snickering and laughter. |
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aboxofchocolates

Joined: 21 Mar 2008 Location: on your mind
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Have you met my shlong? |
Yeah, we have coffee every Thursday afternoon and discuss French theater. No, I have not, I was speaking generically. Would you like a link to Grey�s Anatomy- the bird is shaped differently than the bicep.
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| [ I would have to say that not only have you been dating unhygenic men, if their wangs can reach back anywhere near enough to be in close proximity to other excretions, they've got flaccid tallywhackers long enough to act as bottle cleaners, or prehensile tumid tallywhackers capable of finding the g-spot of an elephant. |
Say away, the men I have dated have been perfectly hygienic. If they weren�t we would not date. I�m advocating regular hand washing here.
Unless there is something very different about your anatomy your tallywhacker (nice one) is just as close to these excretions as any man I have met. Bacteria does not sit and stay, it travels around a bit, so six inches from front to rear is not enough clearance, plus residual urine.
If yours is not occasionally flaccid you need a medal or a doctor. |
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