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nicam · Joined: 14 Jun 2008

One of mine: "Medusa, hair good. Like yellow snakes."

A friend's: "I like very fun in meth class."

Another friends: "I would like to make a pleasure date with you. Let's make a party using alcohols."

plynx · Joined: 03 Jun 2008

advanced business student -

director: i think living in an amish jail would be quite nice...comfortable.

intermediate student -

"you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" [when i countered, "why do you think that?", they answered...] "because you look lonely."

low level student:

i had the students fill out a card with their favorite food. one boy drew a woman with cupcake breasts and cherries for nipples. i asked him why he put that down as his favorite snack, and he replied, "it's deliciousness!"

cruisemonkey · Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject:

"Teachuh... my Englishee name is 'Sexy Girl'... I go down now?" Shocked

She was asking if she could go downstairs. Laughing

Zutronius · Joined: 16 Apr 2007 Location: Suncheon

"Jack-uh, you look tired. I'm tired too. Let's sleep together."

EricaSmile84 · Joined: 23 Jan 2008

From a co-teacher, which makes it even funnier:

I asked about the Maeil milk commericial where the figure skater is drinking that hugh carton of milk by herself. I was wondering if it was only milk or if it was some protein drink or something. She said:

"It's just milk... and the girl's body is very small so the milk carton just *looks* very big next to her."

seoulsucker · Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:22 pm Post subject:

I was practicing PP exercises with my students asking them, "Have you ever kissed a boy/girl?" when I flubbed up the sequence.

The boy looked up at me and said, "Teacher, I'm not the gay."

thatwhitegirl · Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Location: ROK

"Teech-uh, do you know bbangssang?"

runlikegump · Joined: 05 Nov 2007 Location: Seoul

A 13 year old boy, charged with using the vocabulary word "mysterious" in a sentence, wrote, then read to the class: I have mysterious balls.

Captain Corea · Joined: 28 Feb 2005 Location: Seoul

"You're Canadian, can you get me some weed?"

Imrahil · Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:25 pm Post subject:

On my first day teaching at this hagwan, a boy in the fourth grade said to me, "Teacher I want you to drink beer with my dad." I was stunned.

Newbie · Joined: 07 Feb 2003

On learning me, a Canadian, and my wife, a Korean, were having a baby:

Student: "Teacher, be careful. Half Korean, half no Korean baby very [makes crazy signal with finger] ... not good head"

Me: "Ha...." cut short as I scan the room to see other students laughing but only see kids nodding their heads in agreement.