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mishlert
Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Location: On the 3rd rock from the sun
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 Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:56 am Post subject: Favorite Movie Quotes |
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One of my favorite quotes is from 'The Kingdom'
FBI Director James Grace:
You know, Westmoreland made all of us officers write our own obituaries during Tet, when we thought The Cong were gonna end it all right there. And, once we clued into the fact that life is finite, the thought of losing it didn't scare us anymore. The end comes no matter what, the only thing that matters is how do you wanna go out, on your feet or on your knees? I bring that lesson to this job. I act, knowing that someday this job will end, no matter what. You should do the same. |
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petethebrick
Joined: 25 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:40 am Post subject: |
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| "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." |
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Toon Army
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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Bond: Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle.
Jenny Flex: Yes, I love an early morning ride.
Bond: Well, I'm an early riser myself.
Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
Tiffany Case: Which do you prefer?
Bond: Either, as long as the collar and cuffs match...
Pu$sy Galore: My name is Pu$sy Galore.
Bond: I must be dreaming. |
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Gopher
Joined: 04 Jun 2005
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| Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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From Animal House:
"You guys playing cards?"
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"
Bluto 1
Bluto 2
From Stripes:
Cruiser: I joined the Army 'cause my father and my brother were in the Army. I figured I better join before I got drafted.
Sergeant Hulka: Son, there ain't no draft no more.
Cruiser: There was one?
"The name's Francis Sawyer. But everybody calls me "Psycho." Any of you guys call me "Francis," and I'll kill you. I don't like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. And I don't like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you."
Francis
From Risky Business:
The Porche.
Porche: there is no substitute.
"It's not quite Ivy League now, is it?"
Cruise before Scientology
From Back to School:
"Is she right? 'Cause I know that's the popular version of what went on there. And a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was there. I wasn't here in a classroom, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him, while pussies like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the goddamn Beatle albums! Oh! Oh! Oh...!"
Sam Kinison
From A Few Good Men:
"You can't handle the truth!"
Jack
From Leaving Las Vegas:
Nicholas Cage, DUI |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:18 pm Post subject: |
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We're sending Bibles to El Salvadore
I had a labotamy
Driving Makes you stupid
You're just a Young Suburban punk just like me.
Most people spent their lives trying to avoid tense situations Repo-man spends his life trying to get into tense situations. |
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BreakfastInBed
Joined: 16 Oct 2007
Location: Gyeonggi do
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:44 am Post subject: |
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| petethebrick wrote: |
| "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." |
We can lock the thread. There are none better. |
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semi-fly
Joined: 07 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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Kentucky Fried Movie
Newscaster: The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. More at eleven.
Newscaster: I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.
Newscaster: Moscow in flames, missiles inbound, film at 11:00 [/quote]
Airplane
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
Stand By Me
Gordie: I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. There's no way anybody could know that much about opera!
Chris: How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your backyard?
Teddy: Hey, I'm French, all right?
Chris: Your garbage cans are empty and your dog's pregnant.
Teddy: Didn't I just say I'm French? |
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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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| Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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You guys wanna hear a joke?
Sure.
Knock knock.
Whos' there?
Go *beep* yourself.
Catch me if you can. |
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southern boy
Joined: 29 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:03 am Post subject: |
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from American pie 2
Stiffler to Jim "You're the only guy that I know whose d.ick needs an instruction manaul" |
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southern boy
Joined: 29 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:07 am Post subject: |
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| Full Metal Jacket � �Me so horny. Me love you long time.� |
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kiknkorea
Joined: 16 May 2008
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:15 am Post subject: |
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A few from Clint Eastwood, who could have his own category here!
UNFORGIVEN
Little Bill: Well sir... You are a cowardly son of a binch. You just shot an unarmed man.
Munny: Well he should have armed himself, if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.
MAGNUM FORCE
Sunny: Mind if I ask you a question?
Harry: No, go ahead.
Sunny: What does a girl have to do to go to bed with you?
Harry: Try knocking on the door.
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mekku
Joined: 22 Jul 2006
Location: daegu, korea
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:49 am Post subject: |
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And let me be clear. After centuries of men looking at my *beep* instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand, I now have the *DIVINE* right to stare at a man's ass with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!
--p.s. i love you |
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Greekfreak
Joined: 25 May 2003
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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| "Leave the gun; take the cannoli." |
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mishlert
Joined: 13 Mar 2003
Location: On the 3rd rock from the sun
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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You Don't Mess With the Zohan
Cabbie: My dream was to come to America and make enough money to send for me brothers and sisters so that we all could enjoy freedom together.
Zohan: This is good dream.
Cabbie: Oh, yes it is.
Zohan: Did dream come true?
Cabbie: No man. Me brothers and sisters were hacked to death. But I love the Chinese food here. Incredible!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7nprec98II |
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cangel
Joined: 19 Jun 2003
Location: Jeonju, S. Korea
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| Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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As Good as it Gets has a ton of great quotes. Here's a couple of my favorites:
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| Some of us have great stories: pretty stories that take place at lakes, with boats, and friends, and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story: good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.~ Melvin Udall |
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| Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudge-packer that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David for the weekend, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock... not on this door... not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?~ Melvin Udall |
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