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nobbyken
Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Location: Yongin ^^
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 Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject: Japan Bank Crisis |
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Following the problems in the financial sector in the US, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that the Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today's shares in the Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cuts, the Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. |
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sojourner1
Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug
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| Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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Ha ha, good laugh. Very good writing.  |
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Konglishman
Joined: 14 Sep 2007
Location: Nanjing
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| Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:36 pm Post subject: Re: Japan Bank Crisis |
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| nobbyken wrote: |
Following the problems in the financial sector in the US, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that the Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today's shares in the Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cuts, the Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. |
Of course, in real life, I think the Japanese have learned their lesson from the lost decade. |
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nobbyken
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| Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:42 pm Post subject: |
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It came by email earlier, the guy whose job it is to write all them email funnies does a fantastic job
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