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[nolegirl]

Ok, so last night I was a this really nice restaurant, all fancy shmancey, and when I go to the bathroom around the corner theres a squater, no mirror and no sink to wash hands. It was my first time using a squater and it was nasty b/c there was so much piss on the ground. Then I went to Queen and I have never used thier bathrooms before so I walk in and theres only a urinal. Theres another door but it looks like it might be for mops and stuff and its locked. So I precede to think, I'm in a gay bar so maybe they don't have a toilet, which is strange b/c what if a guy has to go #2 so I proceed to bend over pull down my pants and then the guy comes out of the stall. This poor K-guy was like, "Oh, I'm sorry" and then shuts the door. So I get up b/c I had not started peeing yet and knock on the door let me in b/c I realllllllllly had to go pee. And finally he opnes the door and runs out. Now that I think about it if the main door opened all the people in the club would of seen me pissing in urinal. And really a lady can't piss in a urinal it would go foward and I would of pissed all over the ground. So then the other night I had to go pee and I usually go behind parked cars and pop-a-squat and then 5 army guys walk up and start laughing and I am like sh$t, and the thing that was weird they just stared at me, they stopped laughing and they just stared, Wow, your weird if you enjoy watching a girl pee on the ground and I can't stop b/c I already started and it was one of those pees that lasts really long, like a minute or so. So then when I am done I am like move ahole, b/c I have to wipe b/c I bring tp with me everywhere now and they didn't. freaks!!

And then this k-girl at Queen last night was trying to show me up. She was total biotch. But when Britany Spears came on I ruled the dance floor and the stupid girl got off the marble slab thingy. ha! She thought she was hot but shes not.

Then I went to jinjibong and a norabong for the first time. I scored 2 100 points at the norabong to Nirvana's Rape me and Gloria Estefen, Miami Sound Machine's Conga and that a really hard song. I was with Koreans and it was so funny b/c this one guy would sing and they were like, yeah, he wants to be profeesional. They took it so seriously, I was like yeah, hes so good, haha, actually he was good but he sang these stupid slow korean songs. my Conga song everybody was dancing too at least.

Then I went to a jinjibong or whatever its called. I went with my ajumma friend who works at my convienece store. She speaks English b/c she used to be married to a GI but hes divorcing her. But great thing is she can take me on base!!!! Taco Bell here I come. Ok, so I got a body scrub and a massage for 30,000 won but the ajumam who was massaging me was crazy. They get every crevace on your body and I mean every crevace when they do full body scrub. She is wearing these see through black panties and bra and she is going at it. I mean slapping, scrubbing, it was sort of "orgy" like b/c she jumped n the massage table and was straddling me. And you know whats funny, I got this tattoo when I was 17 and it has chines symbols that mean god or goddess, yes lame, I know, but I never though in a million years anyone would ever be able to read it and know I am in Korea and they can, sort of funny, eh. It was like your laying on this massage table butt naked, spread eagle and it was so strange.

[Cedar]

incoherent bragging much?

[Bread]

Yes. I, too, urinate in public and then post on the internet about how people watched me.

[eamo]

[nolegirl]

Whatever, why don't you post something intersting I can laugh to, your boring and losers. Just for that I am going to go complain to the mods that your being mean to me, your not allowed to be mean!!!! wow, I use so many exclamation points that my 1 button doesn't work unless I press really hard.

[jay-shi]

[crusher_of_heads]

[Teelo]

[wylies99]

[OnTheOtherSide]

Nolegirl totally reminds me a girl I know named Heidi.

Heidi is a foul mouthed, loud, annoying catty girl who causes drama everywhere she gos. She always talks about how hot she looks and always talks about how other girls are hating on here becuase she's so hot blah, blah, blah.

I hate women like that. It's so trash.

[justaguy]

I like the squatter. I'm sad to see Koreans slowly getting rid of them.

[Zulethe]

Will you marry me? Love at first word. Love at first word. Boy do I miss America.

[cruisemonkey]

Zulethe,

She might... can you 'fix' her button?

[ciccone_youth]

Nole Girl, your post was hilarious, I dunno if it's because I'm tipsy or what. But I loved the part about you ajuma friend from the convenience store.... and the noraebang. anyways your stories are entertaining.

as for the bathroom... i solved the problem by not hanging out at places where they have squatters or ugly bathrooms. I'm a snob.

[nolegirl]