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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

uberscheisse wrote:
you guys!!

everything about this thread is WRONG!!! your all wrong!!!

this is because i run 2 hagwon's in my IMAGINATION!!!

my imagination is a place i go when people of daves's hurt my FEELINGS!!! WHEN i'm there i become a hagwon boss!!! could you possibly be better or more right than me when i'm yelling and not listening to you?

you're all loosers! but if you're lucky you might find me at seoul pub!!!
nightly!!


bummed nobody has got this one yet.
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Moonshield



Joined: 10 Oct 2008
Location: The Pimp is back

PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just got in...wow what a day. 12 dates in 45 minutes!!! After I finished the dates I spotted this little chocolate dipped honey thang checking da man out on the subway. She nearly swooned from staring into my beautiful eyes. You losers could learn a thing or two from da man. Stop sucking and be like me! I rock freaking kick-ass style Word!!!!!!
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Moonshield



Joined: 10 Oct 2008
Location: The Pimp is back

PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The problem with your yuppie-puppie generation is that you've never had any hard times. You lease BMWs and Mercedes SUV's without thinking about the repercussions. Now me, I've been wise and frugal. I live in a modest house and drive a small car and eat sardines out of a can once a day for my nourishment. All of you yuppie puppies can learn a thing or two from my example.
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

UberJRI wrote:
UFO's and Bigfoots came to my school and I totally couldn't tell my co-teacher about it becuz she's stupid and cant spek English so my school said I was a bad teacher. I went home but first married a Kgirl my first year there and I have 50 million won in the bank. I don't like it at home and I wnat to come back to Korea to make more money and sleep with lots of Orientals. What's a prenup?


LOL... ROTFLMAO... LOL! Laughing
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Teelo



Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Location: Wellington, NZ

PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

***runs the show yet never posts***
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Moonshield



Joined: 10 Oct 2008
Location: The Pimp is back

PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You won't be making any money doing privates. Privates are illegal.

It's true, certain unnamed poster, it's damn true.

You are welcome.
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PeteJB



Joined: 06 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you notice how foreigner dress so plainly? Us Koreans always dress smartly and make an effort with much style when going out, but foreigner seem to lack style and always wear just plain clothes. I have attach some picture indicating some fine examples of this!!
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Moonshield



Joined: 10 Oct 2008
Location: The Pimp is back

PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PeteJB wrote:
Have you notice how foreigner dress so plainly? Us Koreans always dress smartly and make an effort with much style when going out, but foreigner seem to lack style and always wear just plain clothes. I have attach some picture indicating some fine examples of this!!


I remember seeing that guy. See if you can guess this guy:

When I sit and converse with mighty lucifer while listening to Tool, I can't help but think about how much I hate those unemployable EFL layabouts in Korea. So glad I'm miles away from those unkempt English teachers.
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5600



Joined: 07 Apr 2008
Location: At an undisclosed FEMA camp.

PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it too much to ask to just trim "it" a little? I'm not so much concerned with width as I am with length. Although if it sticks out at the sides when covered then a trim there would be in order.
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asylum seeker



Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Location: On your computer screen.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moonshield wrote:
You won't be making any money doing privates. Privates are illegal.

It's true, certain unnamed poster, it's damn true.

You are welcome.


I did crusher already on page five of this thread.
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asylum seeker



Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Location: On your computer screen.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

uberscheisse wrote:
uberscheisse wrote:
you guys!!

everything about this thread is WRONG!!! your all wrong!!!

this is because i run 2 hagwon's in my IMAGINATION!!!

my imagination is a place i go when people of daves's hurt my FEELINGS!!! WHEN i'm there i become a hagwon boss!!! could you possibly be better or more right than me when i'm yelling and not listening to you?

you're all loosers! but if you're lucky you might find me at seoul pub!!!
nightly!!


bummed nobody has got this one yet.


That's easy!! It's Itaewonguy! The exclamation marks were a dead giveaway!!!!
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asylum seeker



Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Location: On your computer screen.

PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moonshield wrote:
PeteJB wrote:
Have you notice how foreigner dress so plainly? Us Koreans always dress smartly and make an effort with much style when going out, but foreigner seem to lack style and always wear just plain clothes. I have attach some picture indicating some fine examples of this!!


I remember seeing that guy. See if you can guess this guy:

When I sit and converse with mighty lucifer while listening to Tool, I can't help but think about how much I hate those unemployable EFL layabouts in Korea. So glad I'm miles away from those unkempt English teachers.


Justin hale.
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Rapacious Mr. Batstove



Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Location: Central Areola

PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello

Hey I'm just wondering if any ladies out there have had a hysterectomy lately or know of any good clinics out there where I could get a cheap one done. I've been talking to my boyfriend about it and he thinks it would be a good idea because he read about it in a men's magazine.

Also, my latest box of tampons and maternity bras just ran out. Does anyone know where I could get a new box?

Does my bum look fat in this?
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sobriquet



Joined: 16 Feb 2007
Location: Nakatomi Plaza

PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Help me please. I'm a wet blanket noboody respects me.

Yeah, I'm going to go to a high school after my year in a hagwon. I'll be ready for it then.

Can somebody tie my shoe laces for me?

My students don't like me, none of the other expats like me. You're all losers alcoholics.

F U all. I'm leaving.

Oh no I came back.

I can't believe she didn't go home with me and she went home with a woman instead.


Who am I?
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KirbyMagnus



Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Green apples are nicer than red apples.

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I call bullshit.
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