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Temporary
Joined: 13 Jan 2008
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at the moment of death..
Well death happens duh! |
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gypsyfish
Joined: 17 Jan 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| If I die in battle fighting heroically, the valkyries, the battle maidens of one-eyed Odin, escort me from the battlefield across the Rainbow Bridge to Valhalla which is part of Asgard. Some go to F�lkvangr, but I'm aiming for Valhalla. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Privateer wrote: |
| What happens to a leaf at the moment of death? |
It is judged, and if it wasn't sinful, it goes to Heaven. Same thing happens to your fingernail clippings and shedded hairs. When you get to Heaven there'll be a big bed of your hair and fingernails waiting for you. |
I ve got a new name of atheists! " Anti christians"
you seem to have a serious hard on for christians dude.. what happened did a priest molestor you when you were a kid or something?
why when ever you attack god believers its always a mockery of the Judeo-Christian god..
DUDE! come on... can we hear something creative for once! |
Christianity is just the low-hanging fruit on the tree, and the one that has the biggest influence on all of our lives. There are no Muslims or Hindus on this site. Believe me, when that Hare Krishna guy posts I rip the siht out of him, and I've made fun of that UFOlogist guy a lot for believing he's in direct contact with an alien. Oh yeah, and I really have no tolerance for Odinism/Wotanism and Scientology, but I doubt there's anybody on this site who worships Odin/fears psychiatrists. |
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JMO
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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you seem to have a serious hard on for christians dude.. what happened did a priest molestor you when you were a kid or something?
DUDE! come on... can we hear something creative for once! |
I know what happens when I die. I ask God why he lets retards say 'DUDE!'
I'm absolutely sure HE doesn't approve. Get to your nearest catholic church and repent you heathen. |
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EzeWong
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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| gypsyfish wrote: |
| If I die in battle fighting heroically, the valkyries, the battle maidens of one-eyed Odin, escort me from the battlefield across the Rainbow Bridge to Valhalla which is part of Asgard. Some go to F�lkvangr, but I'm aiming for Valhalla. |
I'd kill to get to Valhalla,
Which ironically is how to get there.
I'd take that over the pansy white cherub christian heaven any day. I've always thought during mass "Jeez, heaven sound boring. What they the hell they do all day? Clip their toenails?" .
No thank you, I'll take getting drunk off my ass and smashing peoples faces in with mallets anyday. |
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Quack Addict
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Death is a sleep. You know absolutely nothing. How do you know you've been sleeping? Only when you wake up. At death, there is no waking up. Except at the resurrection. Either the resurrection of the living (good) or the dead (bad). |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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| Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Ask the RedSucks nation. |
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itaewonguy
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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| Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:17 am Post subject: |
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| JMO wrote: |
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you seem to have a serious hard on for christians dude.. what happened did a priest molestor you when you were a kid or something?
DUDE! come on... can we hear something creative for once! |
I know what happens when I die. I ask God why he lets retards say 'DUDE!'
I'm absolutely sure HE doesn't approve. Get to your nearest catholic church and repent you heathen. |
DUDE! come on..
I know you are a closet christian! come on now bust out and rejoice the lord! halalooya! AMEN!!
come on now! start dancing! PRAISE THE LORD! Dude!! |
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JMO
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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DUDE! come on..
come on now bust out and rejoice the lord! halalooya! AMEN!!
come on now! start dancing! PRAISE THE LORD! Dude!! |
Ah the exclamation marks. They are back. I feel my faith diminishing. Why oh why lord, do you allow such backwards people to exist?
A post without exclamation marks, upper case rapage and general retardedness would still my wavering heart, oh jesus. Thanks, big man. |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:30 pm Post subject: |
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I've often fantasized it was like "Slaughter House Five". A moment of pain then you wake up on an Alien planet with a Blue movie star and told
you have to re-populate the human race. |
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