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I'm having a Big Mac attack
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Fishead soup



Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:07 pm    Post subject: I'm having a Big Mac attack Reply with quote

I'm sufferering from a classic Big Mac attack. I'm just dreaming of the two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickes onions on a sesame seed bun.
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Underwaterbob



Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito

PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a craving. The attack comes after you eat it.
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pkang0202



Joined: 09 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Underwaterbob wrote:
That's a craving. The attack comes after you eat it.


Take cover! Fire in the Hole!

Late night big macs + soju drinking binge = unhappy toilet.
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Fishead soup



Joined: 24 Jun 2007
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pkang0202 wrote:
Underwaterbob wrote:
That's a craving. The attack comes after you eat it.


Take cover! Fire in the Hole!

Late night big macs + soju drinking binge = unhappy toilet.


In Britain the after pub curry is a great way to prepare for sharting at work.
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PeteJB



Joined: 06 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get the Big Mac craving every so often, I have yet to satisfy that craving for a whole year. Shocked
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ReeseDog



Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Classified

PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Underwaterbob wrote:
That's a craving. The attack comes after you eat it.


Funny!

I traveled from VA back to GA today (weekend camping trip) and stopped at a McDonald's in Knoxville on the way. I hereby dedicate the McDonald's #1 combo I had for lunch today (Big Mac, upsized fries and drink) to all of you sufferers out there. The McRib sandwich on the side is included in that dedication, of course.
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ReeseDog



Joined: 05 Apr 2008
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It might just be the McRib causing the attack, here (blasted sandwich!).
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nothing beats the MACCA!!
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Miss Mangosteen



Joined: 10 Oct 2008
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://fr.youtube.com/watch?v=FLn45-7Pn2Y
(sorry...couldn't resist... Embarassed Laughing )
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sojourner1



Joined: 17 Apr 2007
Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug

PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dam belly bomb craving. How come we're always too hungry for our own good? Big Mac is my favorite meal, but the fries and Coke suck.
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BS.Dos.



Joined: 29 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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In Britain the after pub curry is a great way to prepare for sharting at work.

But it tends to give you an asshole that feels like the start of this. Yeeha!
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CA-NA-DA-ABC



Joined: 20 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy
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ChopChaeJoe



Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dunno. I crave a big mac once and awhile, but when I eat it, it doesn't taste all that great. Maybe the first three bites are good.

I am saddened that the filet o fish is gone. that was a good fish sandwich.
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tzechuk



Joined: 20 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChopChaeJoe wrote:
I dunno. I crave a big mac once and awhile, but when I eat it, it doesn't taste all that great. Maybe the first three bites are good.

I am saddened that the filet o fish is gone. that was a good fish sandwich.


I know, what's up with that???

When I was pregnant, I think I lacked SOME things.. and I had to eat a filet o fish every week at least once for a couple of months.. after that I was ok.. haha!
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CA-NA-DA-ABC wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy#BSE_statistics_by_country

One whole case of vCJD in Canada. No! 3 in the USA. No! More people die eating tainted veggies.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt-Jakob_disease#Incidence_and_prevalence

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Although CJD is the most common human prion disease, it is still rare and only occurs in about one out of every one million people.


You're going to need to eat a lot of big macs before you risk a case.

I gather you posted that wiki link to underscore the rarity of the disease in humans and eating burgers poses little real risk?
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