| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
madoka
Joined: 27 Mar 2008
|
 Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:55 pm Post subject: Australia Sparkling! Pasta jar pen1s man chased by police |
 |
|
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Pasta_jar_penis_man_chased_by_police&in_article_id=409231&in_page_id=2
Pasta jar pen1s man chased by police
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
A man has been fined after he was caught by police in his car with his pen1s in a pasta jar.
Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was spotted acting suspiciously in his car by police near Nobbys Beach in Australia.
When police approached him, they suspected he might be armed, so they drew their weapons.
When he saw the officers, Weatherley pulled away and led police on a 20kph chase which lasted up to ten minutes.
Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
When he finally stopped the vehicle, he refused to exit the car, and officers used batons and spray to remove him. They found him with a 750ml pasta jar around his *beep*.
While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure "himself in between bouts of wrestling".
Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.
He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent". He was fined �257. |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
Perceptioncheck
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:45 pm Post subject: Re: Australia Sparkling! Pasta jar pen1s man chased by poli |
|
|
| madoka wrote: |
Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier
. |
One of these things is not like the others/ one of these things just doesn't belong/ can you tell which thing is not like the others? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
flakfizer
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:57 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| And you title this thread, "Australia Sparkling?" Now I see what you're all about. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Binch Lover
Joined: 25 Jul 2005
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:33 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Quote: |
| Weatherley pulled away and led police on a 20kph chase which lasted up to ten minutes. |
Not exactly "World's Most Amazing Videos" material is it?! |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Manner of Speaking
Joined: 09 Jan 2003
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:11 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Oh man...this is hilarious...this just made my day.  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
AussieGav
Joined: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Uijeongbu
|
| Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:58 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Lol try explaining your way out of that one and he was at Nobbys beach lol which is actually really nice. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
samd
Joined: 03 Jan 2007
|
| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:03 am Post subject: Re: Australia Sparkling! Pasta jar pen1s man chased by poli |
|
|
| madoka wrote: |
| While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure "himself in between bouts of wrestling". |
I love this part. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
|
| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:02 am Post subject: |
|
|
| An indecent act with a jar of Italian food? Does this make him a pastatute? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Teelo
Joined: 09 Oct 2008
Location: Wellington, NZ
|
| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Quote: |
| He was fined �257. |
Wtf kind of news site did you get this from? |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Rebound
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
|
| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:56 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Teelo wrote: |
| Quote: |
| He was fined �257. |
Wtf kind of news site did you get this from? |
Yes, here in OZ, we have dollars, not pounds.
However, I can believe the story. The other day, while walking back home from work early in the morning, I saw a guy laying in the wide-opened middle of the park, jerking off... strange sex culture here. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
AussieGav
Joined: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Uijeongbu
|
| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:29 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| manlyboy wrote: |
| An indecent act with a jar of Italian food? Does this make him a pastatute? |
Perhaps because he was pastabating. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
carpetdope
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
|
| Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:13 pm Post subject: |
|
|
^^^^^^
Niiice.
Speaking of crazy Aussie sex stories, perhaps you'll remember this one.
| Quote: |
Driver abuses speed limit and himself, court told
A TERRITORY man filmed himself speeding at 150km/h while masturbating at the wheel of his drug-laden car, a court heard.
His Holden SV6 was allegedly laden with 5kg of drugs, including two cannabis plants resting on the back seat, the court was told.
Brendon Alan Erhardt, 39, was granted bail so he could marry his girlfriend of six months.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24105715-421,00.html
|
Filming, masturbating and driving. Sometimes I wish I had three hands. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
FAQ
Search
Memberlist
Usergroups
Register
Profile
Log in to check your private messages
Log in
