Site Search:
 
Speak Korean Now!
Teach English Abroad and Get Paid to see the World!
Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index Korean Job Discussion Forums
"The Internet's Meeting Place for ESL/EFL Teachers from Around the World!"
 
 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

Lousy poetry thread

 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index -> Off-Topic Forum
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:47 am    Post subject: Lousy poetry thread Reply with quote

OK this is perhaps a bad idea, letting some of us drop our pants. What the hell I'll start with one. I'd like to ask the criticizers to contribute one as well, unlikely as that may be. I'll start with a short and simple one. I haven't really written one seriously since 1993 I guess when I was 23 years old, so this is from long ago memory.
===================================================
"Trust"

Fall blindly back against your racing fear
that it may hurt a lot because I may not be there

and as you fall exhilarated by your abandonment of fear
you will nearly hit the floor and I will catch you there
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
khyber



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well hell, let me get my book out. I've got unfinished (and finished) songs that are so awful, I think about them and puke.

How about this piece of garbage.

the roller disco
roller party
rolls
round and round
I'm nauseous.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Underwaterbob



Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aww, my poetry thread wasn't lousy enough?

http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/viewtopic.php?t=104350
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
sharkey



Joined: 12 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

khyber wrote:
well hell, let me get my book out. I've got unfinished (and finished) songs that are so awful, I think about them and puke.

How about this piece of garbage.

the roller disco
roller party
rolls
round and round
I'm nauseous.


lol
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
Koveras



Joined: 09 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Henry is Hungry

Who is Henry? Well,
he's the loud, lumpish boy who likes chicken.
His voice reaches round corners,
and so do his belly and cheeks.

Ask him if he's hungry --
he'll throw his hands to the sky
like he's praising the Almighty
and bellow YES!

Feed him five whole chickens
and ask again - same result.
Yes, Henry is hungry.

To watch him eat puts one
in a contemplative mood:
at what cost does he sustain himself?
How many animals must perish?
And their deaths only give Henry power
so that more may die.

Ah Life, what a prankster you are!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Koveras



Joined: 09 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Thu Dec 04, 2008 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's have more.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

To show I'm not bigoted about which poetry thread is better i'll post this one here...it's from a (probably deservedly) deleted thread on the general discussion thread. It's called 'Big It.'

Hey there, little buddy, can ya dig it?
No matter how ya rig it
You're a rusted busted spigot,
A Maggotridden Bigot
And a wad.
You oughta be beneath a load a' sod.

Go twitch and bitch and fidget
Witcher baby weeny digit
With your buddies in your fav'rite bigot bar.
They'll lie to you and say that you'll go far.

Bored, abhorred, aboard a board you be
Paddle it the hell away from me
To the bottom of the bigot-drowning sea.
That's the only way you ever will be free.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
the boy next door



Joined: 08 Jun 2008
Location: next door

PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

the boy next door Cool

the boy next door
likes a *beep*
butt does sometimes
like boning one more

(it's sort of a haiku, i'd say) Embarassed

rainy Seoul Cool

the rain falls in Seoul
sometimes
it's like my soul
never
it rains on my motorcycle
*beep* i hate this place...

scholarly *beep* Cool

scholarly *beep* all you ever do
is get laid and complained
about how you never knew
that dude

scholarly *beep* i bet you never
read a book but you do
get laid
La-la-la scholarly *beep*
i hate your fuckin' guts
i wish you were dead
die you fuckin bitch.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
jcmarsha



Joined: 09 Nov 2008
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the boy next door wrote:
the boy next door Cool

the boy next door
likes a *beep*
butt does sometimes
like boning one more

(it's sort of a haiku, i'd say) Embarassed

rainy Seoul Cool

the rain falls in Seoul
sometimes
it's like my soul
never
it rains on my motorcycle
*beep* i hate this place...

scholarly *beep* Cool

scholarly *beep* all you ever do
is get laid and complained
about how you never knew
that dude

scholarly *beep* i bet you never
read a book but you do
get laid
La-la-la scholarly *beep*
i hate your fuckin' guts
i wish you were dead
die you fuckin bitch.


Laughing I like these....especially Scholarly *beep*
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
the boy next door



Joined: 08 Jun 2008
Location: next door

PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 am Cool

3 am and i am
the romeo
4 am and i am
the bacon
5 am and i am
the coffee
6 am and i am
getting laid

i wish it were 6 am all day!

ALL DAY, BABY GIRL! 6 AM! ALL DAY! LAY LAY LAY ALL DAY!

all day...
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index -> Off-Topic Forum All times are GMT - 8 Hours
Page 1 of 1

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


This page is maintained by the one and only Dave Sperling.
Contact Dave's ESL Cafe
Copyright © 2018 Dave Sperling. All Rights Reserved.

Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group

TEFL International Supports Dave's ESL Cafe
TEFL Courses, TESOL Course, English Teaching Jobs - TEFL International