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Bucheonguy
Joined: 23 Oct 2008
Location: Bucheon
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 Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:37 pm Post subject: Ladies: Does a good colon make you melt? |
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I'm a lady so this is my advice - wear your best colon and dress up nicely. A good colon can weaken most women.
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The quote says it all. This was reply to a guy who wanted dating advice. Just wanted to share because I'm still laughing about it. I love the fact this was written by an ESL teacher here. |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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| Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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YOu got to put the OP's username for 'posterior' !
Colon cancer stinks, or so I have heard. |
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Panda
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:45 pm Post subject: |
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Bucheonguy
Joined: 23 Oct 2008
Location: Bucheon
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| Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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| If you dig you can find her name. I didn't want to make her totally feel bad you know... especially because when I make a typo someone might put my name up. |
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pootle
Joined: 05 May 2008
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| Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:33 am Post subject: Ladies: Does a good colon make you melt? |
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'Calon' is the Welsh word for 'heart', so maybe it was a typo after all.
Or else cummerbunds were invented by the Victorians to cover men's colons, lest the laydees go weak at the (well-covered) knees.
And I keep forgetting to tell Illysook that his/her name doesn't mean anything in Welsh, as s/he believes in another post. I digress... |
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bacasper
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:26 pm Post subject: Re: Ladies: Does a good colon make you melt? |
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| Bucheonguy wrote: |
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I'm a lady so this is my advice - wear your best colon and dress up nicely. A good colon can weaken most women.
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The quote says it all. This was reply to a guy who wanted dating advice. Just wanted to share because I'm still laughing about it. I love the fact this was written by an ESL teacher here. |
Maybe she meant a semicolon. |
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Bibbitybop
Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Or a Colon Powell. |
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SeoulShakin
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Haha I'm hoping it was supposed to be cologne. I really hope so haha. |
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browneyedgirl
Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:33 pm Post subject: Re: Ladies: Does a good colon make you melt? |
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| bacasper wrote: |
| Maybe she meant a semicolon. |
Only when used correctly.  |
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Mix1
Joined: 08 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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When I read that in the other thread I was initially thinking maybe a colon was some sort of fashion piece that I wasn't aware of. Seriously, I was thinking it was some sort of tie or something.
Imagine how a cologne might smell if it was named "Eue de Colon".
I bet it really would weaken a women if you used it. Just be sure to wash your hands after you apply it. |
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CA-NA-DA-ABC
Joined: 20 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:49 am Post subject: |
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| I hear women have a thing for a good pancreas. |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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| Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:50 am Post subject: |
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| Bibbitybop wrote: |
| Or a Colon Powell. |
Or a Colon Campbell. |
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Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
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| Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:17 am Post subject: |
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| Mix1 wrote: |
When I read that in the other thread I was initially thinking maybe a colon was some sort of fashion piece that I wasn't aware of. Seriously, I was thinking it was some sort of tie or something.
Imagine how a cologne might smell if it was named "Eue de Colon".
I bet it really would weaken a women if you used it. Just be sure to wash your hands after you apply it. |
My guess is it would smell like Eau de Toilette. |
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bacasper
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:55 am Post subject: Re: Ladies: Does a good colon make you melt? |
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| browneyedgirl wrote: |
| bacasper wrote: |
| Maybe she meant a semicolon. |
Only when used correctly. |
The semicolon, yes; but admit this: it can be a lot of fun to use your colon incorrectly (even if a bit messy).
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Cheonmunka
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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| Don't like scat. |
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