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crazy_arcade
Joined: 05 Nov 2006
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 Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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| eamo wrote: |
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If there was no way out......then I'd learn to love the new regime.....survival......
My uncle was leader of the Irish Workers Party and a guest of Kim Il-Sung in the 70's.....use that as prop........
.....but all the time be working on a way to get the hell outta dodge.. |
You know what happened to those in the South who just wanted to survive during the Korean war, right? |
uh, yeah. Most survived. Some didn't. |
Haha...when the North went South...civilians who didn't flee had a choice. They could pretty much starve...or they could sign their name up on the Communist list, attend a few meetings and get food.
When the South retook land, those whose name was on a list would be shot without trial. |
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PeteJB
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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Woah, Eamo's going places in the new regime.  |
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ReeseDog
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Classified
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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You have another beer and then easily stomp their asses back into the tundra where they came from.
Oh, wait...you meant North Korea.
Sorry. I thought you meant Canada. |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:20 pm Post subject: |
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I gave it a bit more thought, and I decided that I will run to the hills with some of my manlier kindie students and form a guerilla warfare unit. We will call ourselves the Wolverines and we will shout our name as we spring from spiderholes and machine gun the baddies. "Wubberinesuh!" we'll say, because most of us still have trouble making the 'v' sound, as we attrite the enemy at an astounding and inspirational rate.
Eventually I will die heroically while shooting down a soviet attack helicopter with the really wicked slingshot I'll make from the tendons and bones of my many, many Nork victims. The Slingshottuh will be my name, and they'll make a big golden statue of me (and it) for the Yongsan Memorial, a year or so later, after the Northern horde is ground into bonemeal and chum. A couple years later they'll put the Slingshot on the new 500 000 won bill and make a new holiday, Slingshot Day, for the honoring of my dead but still inspirational ass.
Sorry, I'm drunk still from yesterday. |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Truly though, I for one would welcome our new insect overlords. |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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| blurgalurgalurga wrote: |
| Truly though, I for one would welcome our new insect overlords. |
Kent Brockman. Nice-uh. |
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itaewonguy
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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| blurgalurgalurga wrote: |
Eventually I will die heroically while shooting down a soviet attack helicopter with the really wicked slingshot I'll make from the tendons and bones of my many, many Nork victims. The Slingshottuh will be my name, and they'll make a big golden statue of me (and it) for the Yongsan Memorial, a year or so later, after the Northern horde is ground into bonemeal and chum. A couple years later they'll put the Slingshot on the new 500 000 won bill and make a new holiday, Slingshot Day, for the honoring of my dead but still inspirational ass.
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Hahahhahah nice....
For some reason though I started to think of Lord of the flies...LOL
You getting killed off the way you describe.
Years pass and the children remain unforgotten for a couple years, until one day when mysteriously grandfathers are being reported missing while hiking the local mountains...
After 15 missing grandfathers have been reported missing, a special unit is dispatched into the mountains to investigate and they come across a gang of tribal cannibals aged from 8-12years old which go by the name of the Wolverines!
The officer in charge of the unit is scared and walks slowly into the camp; He is then approached by a child . The officer asks to be brought to the leader of the group.
One of the kids covered in blood, tribal tattoos and necklaces made of human ears! Walks him through the camp.
Looking around he sees a few children sitting around drinking soju, smoking cigerettes and cooking which he assumes to be galbi!
as he looks closer he notices a torso of what looks like a grandfather! The children stare at the officer with eyes of hunger and say! "GRANDFATHER"!
The officer nods nervously and continues to walk into the camp. Peering from the tress he sees a huge Bronze statue with shrines all around it.
The child points to the statue and SAYS!
blurgalurgalurga!
All the children then SHOUT!
"Blurgalurgalurga!"blurgalurgalurga!"
The officer points to the statue and says "leader'?
The children all say! YES! Blurgalurgalurga!"
The officer now awe struck in the statues powers! Drops to his feet in awe and begins to pray to this God of the Wolverines!
As he prays he is shot in the head with a really wicked slingshot made from the tendons and bones of humanbeings, The children then ambush all the other officers, slaughter them all, and cook them and then feast and offer food to their god blurgalurgalurga!
people never walked into the hills of Wolverine mountain again..
and its been told that on a quiet night if you listen very carefully, you can hear the name of Blurgalurgalurga! blowing in the wind from the mountain of the wolverine children!
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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And forever more, wherever cannibal children barf from too much soju and ajashi-flesh, my name shall live on, burbling like a billious stream...
sweet! |
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ReeseDog
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Classified
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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| blurgalurgalurga wrote: |
And forever more, wherever cannibal children barf from too much soju and ajashi-flesh, my name shall live on, burbling like a billious stream...
sweet! |
Nasty, but funny. |
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endo
Joined: 14 Mar 2004
Location: Seoul...my home
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| Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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On second though, forget saving my girlfriend.
Instead I'd go off to save Lee Hyori, the legal aged Wonder Girls, and Hyun-young.
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Kimbop
Joined: 31 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:06 am Post subject: |
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| Load up on stimpacks, buffout, and rad-x, holster my plasma rifle and combat shotgun, and put on my enclave power armor. Raiders, mutants, and norks beware! |
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TheUrbanMyth
Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: Retired
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| Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:26 am Post subject: Re: When the North Attacks!! whadda you do?? |
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| itaewonguy wrote: |
Kim jong IL looses the plot, decides he doesn�t want to die without trying to conquer the south or at least destroy it!
He unleashes his full load. 30.000 nuke tip missiles, cluster bombs, shock and awe! jets, navy, Biological warfare, bombs you name it!!!
the 2 million infantry, tanks, its all coming this way!
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Would I be a spoilsport for pointing out that if KJI tries to send his infantry and tanks where he just dropped a nuclear payload, that far from obeying he would be gunned down on the spot? |
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brento1138
Joined: 17 Nov 2004
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| Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject: Re: When the North Attacks!! whadda you do?? |
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I'd probably just think "Oh, another air raid siren test." Wait a while, wondering why it isn't stopping. Look outside my window. Then BOOOOOM! *whistle* BAM!! *whistle* BAM BAM BAM!! Explosions rip throughout the area. I am near the army base, so my area would be targeted most. I'd have to get out of my apartment ASAP make a run for it to the subway station and use it as a bomb shelter (they're supposed to withstand bombing, aren't they??? that's what I've heard). Before I go though, I'd better make a makeshift poison-gas protector... hmm... take a plastic bag with me? (though it may do nothing... and if there were really just air raid siren tests I am sure Koreans would laugh at the freaky waygookin in his boxer shorts running to the subway with a bag over his head!)
Also, I'd grab all the essential things I'd need for a two day journey, then start running away from Seoul (south) in the tunnel. I think I could run for two days straight. If subways were running, guess I'd take it, but I'd wanna stay UNDERGROUND for good reason! There would be a moment of terror where I'm trying to cross the bridge over the Han river. Might have to swim in that mutant-spawning polluted river.... Hopefully my phone would work, and could call some friends who live more south of Seoul. If not, I'd head there anyways, looking for any foreigners who maybe I can band together with to form our "Mad Max" gang. Hopefully I could meet up with some friends around the Geumjeong area. After we get enough people and supplies, create a sort of "waygookin caravan" and head down towards the exact center of South Korea to simply bunker down. We'd collect whatever weapons we could, food, maybe steal a couple of cars (or scooters if the roads are jammed). Some people might say "we should go to Busan" but I'd warn them about North Korea's planned amphibious assault on South Korea's coast with their large special forces unit. So, it might be best to just get as many supplies as we can and hide in the center of South Korea to wait for the allies to destroy the North (should take about 10 days to complete). Just wait it out, cuz there's nowhere to go. Find a cave. Or hopefully some Korean farmer will take us in... and we'll stay in their shack.
I dunno if they'd A-bomb Seoul, maybe after the Americans A-bomb Pyeongyang (although they're so dug in the A-bomb wouldn't get to any high official). I think North Korea would A-bomb as many Japanese cities as possible to make sure Japan is out of the picture for a while. If they A-bombed Korea, they'd be shooting themselves in the foot.. only a psychotic crazy person would do that!! Oh wait... Kim Jong Il... umm... crazy... sigh.
North Korea is way more dug-in than South Koreans. Also, I'm reading a book that interviews a defector who adamantly claims that the North has a giant invasion tunnel really close to Gimpo Airport. If that's true, the North can quickly take Seoul...
Amphibious assault + Seoul quickly captured = get to the middle of Korea ASAP! |
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wylies99
Joined: 13 May 2006
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Canadians can hold up the Canadian flags on their backpacks and that will signal to the communist invaders that they are not Americans. |
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joshuahirtle27
Joined: 23 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Canadians can hold up the Canadian flags on their backpacks and that will signal to the communist invaders that they are not Americans. :lol: |
Right beside our American brothers eh. |
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