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Xuanzang
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Location: Sadang
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 Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:04 pm Post subject: Re: When the North Attacks!! whadda you do?? |
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| brento1138 wrote: |
I'd probably just think "Oh, another air raid siren test." Wait a while, wondering why it isn't stopping. Look outside my window. Then BOOOOOM! *whistle* BAM!! *whistle* BAM BAM BAM!! Explosions rip throughout the area. I am near the army base, so my area would be targeted most. I'd have to get out of my apartment ASAP make a run for it to the subway station and use it as a bomb shelter (they're supposed to withstand bombing, aren't they??? that's what I've heard). Before I go though, I'd better make a makeshift poison-gas protector... hmm... take a plastic bag with me? (though it may do nothing... and if there were really just air raid siren tests I am sure Koreans would laugh at the freaky waygookin in his boxer shorts running to the subway with a bag over his head!)
Also, I'd grab all the essential things I'd need for a two day journey, then start running away from Seoul (south) in the tunnel. I think I could run for two days straight. If subways were running, guess I'd take it, but I'd wanna stay UNDERGROUND for good reason! There would be a moment of terror where I'm trying to cross the bridge over the Han river. Might have to swim in that mutant-spawning polluted river.... Hopefully my phone would work, and could call some friends who live more south of Seoul. If not, I'd head there anyways, looking for any foreigners who maybe I can band together with to form our "Mad Max" gang. Hopefully I could meet up with some friends around the Geumjeong area. After we get enough people and supplies, create a sort of "waygookin caravan" and head down towards the exact center of South Korea to simply bunker down. We'd collect whatever weapons we could, food, maybe steal a couple of cars (or scooters if the roads are jammed). Some people might say "we should go to Busan" but I'd warn them about North Korea's planned amphibious assault on South Korea's coast with their large special forces unit. So, it might be best to just get as many supplies as we can and hide in the center of South Korea to wait for the allies to destroy the North (should take about 10 days to complete). Just wait it out, cuz there's nowhere to go. Find a cave. Or hopefully some Korean farmer will take us in... and we'll stay in their shack.
I dunno if they'd A-bomb Seoul, maybe after the Americans A-bomb Pyeongyang (although they're so dug in the A-bomb wouldn't get to any high official). I think North Korea would A-bomb as many Japanese cities as possible to make sure Japan is out of the picture for a while. If they A-bombed Korea, they'd be shooting themselves in the foot.. only a psychotic crazy person would do that!! Oh wait... Kim Jong Il... umm... crazy... sigh.
North Korea is way more dug-in than South Koreans. Also, I'm reading a book that interviews a defector who adamantly claims that the North has a giant invasion tunnel really close to Gimpo Airport. If that's true, the North can quickly take Seoul...
Amphibious assault + Seoul quickly captured = get to the middle of Korea ASAP! |
I hope the USAF has some of those burrowing bunker busters that they lent the Israelis. Let`s see the Kims survive some of those plus nuclear armageddon. |
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