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A really really important question about Japanese Culture
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Squid



Joined: 25 Jul 2003
Location: Sunny Anyang

PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I only watched that to see Tia Carrera get her jugs out. I was crestfallen when that skanky Frida Kahlo clone jumped out the movie at me. That movie really sucked.

By the time Krate-kid started his trilogy *yawn* I was too busy bashing my remaining neurones with allsorts of sh8t to care what happened to "Danielsan"... I just thought the bird was a bit of a porker, for a Jap...and she didn't get her jugs out either.

Will Ferrell isn't funny. He could be the next Krate kid.
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A most urgent question............. ala sparkx:

What color socks should I wear today? Please help, it's an emergency!

What should I have for dinner, rice or spaghetti? Please help!

This weekend, should I go to bar X or bar Y? Please help, it's urgent!

Very Happy

Any thread started by sparkx is a joke in case ya didn't know. Has he ever posted a serious thought? I do not recall one.
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sparkx



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: thekimchipot.com

PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jajdude wrote:
Any thread started by sparkx is a joke in case ya didn't know. Has he ever posted a serious thought? I do not recall one.


Well then, I guess your memory is a lot like your gochu - awfully short.

Since your idea of a serious post is "I hate my life, should I use the hose attached to the exhaust pipe or the cawktail of pills in my medicine cabinet?" I think i'll take your little criticism as a compliment.

Stick with your depressing, brooding buzz kill posts and enthralling stories about skipping out on your bill at mom and pop calbi restaurants, and i'll continue along my path towards omnipotent mod-dom. (note to self: 4th perma-ban candidate is now jajdude once mod powers are achieved).

Let's keep our eye on the ball here folks - the topic of the thread is "The Karate Kid" or other movies where fornication almost took place but didn't.
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Read: " A really really important question...."

Then:

"...in some crappy movie.....?"

Yep that's really important!
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P.S> I like your posts, some are quite funny!

(and not all of mine are that bad, are they?)
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sparkx



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jajdude wrote:
(and not all of mine are that bad, are they?)


No your posts aren't that bad...I just take it personally when people criticize the greatest movie ever in the history of the world.

I think you need a little self-affirmation jajdude.

"My posts are good and Sperling loves me."

Say it 800 times out loud.
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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So was Mr Miaggi his father?

I was secretly hoping that the hook he used to train the drum technique was going to gough into his intestines and bleed all over the pretty Okinawa beach.

Long live No Retreat, No Surrender Twisted Evil
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daily affirmation:

"Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me!"

Ok, I stole it from Stuart Smalley. But I repeated it 800 times! Very Happy
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Swiss James wrote:
Japanese girls are dead mucky, a 'friend' of mine was in a convenience store in Fukoaka buying some very questionable gentleman's magazines and the girl in front of him in the queue looked at his reading material, gave him a big smile and started on the whole "Where are you from? Do you like Japan? Do you like Miso soup?" thing.


So yes, I believe Daniel San would have been conkers deep inside of 15 minutes following the tea


Yes.
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poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think you'll have to reach a lot further back than the karate kid to find the root of yellow fever....
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