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GreenlightmeansGO



Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:37 pm    Post subject: Is this your wife? Reply with quote

I came across a 'personals' ad posted by a Korean wife whose husband is leaving Korea on the 17th of Jan or so to go back to 'Europe' on a holiday (he is European). She states that she has been married for 3 years and she wants some anonymous sex. She also states that she would like an unhairy man, as her husband has a hairy, gorilla body.

So, anyone leaving on the 17th or so who is European and hairy and has also been married to a Korean woman for 3 years?
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Jeff's Cigarettes



Joined: 27 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably just an intentional windup...get alot on this forum as well, if u know what I mean.
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GreenlightmeansGO



Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It wasn't on this forum. I'm not joking or trolling, by the way.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GreenlightmeansGO wrote:
It wasn't on this forum. I'm not joking or trolling, by the way.


Got a link? Sounds hot.

I probably have too much body hair to apply, and not enough to be cuckolded.
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Xuanzang



Joined: 10 Apr 2007
Location: Sadang

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who else thinks she married Sasquatch for money?
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DRAMA OVERKILL



Joined: 12 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:36 pm    Post subject: Re: Is this your wife? Reply with quote

GreenlightmeansGO wrote:
She states that she has been married for 3 years and she wants some anonymous sex.


Women are such pigs.
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pidgin



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's with me.

She forgot to include:

"Husband has given the "ok," and we must videotape our times together for the husband to see later."
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GreenlightmeansGO



Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, she did say that she doesn't want a headshot and that she doesn't want to remember the occasion/person ... so I reaaaallly doubt that she's planning on video-taping it. If your wife really is looking for some anonymous sex, then it is purely a coincidence.
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pidgin



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

GreenlightmeansGO wrote:
Well, she did say that she doesn't want a headshot and that she doesn't want to remember the occasion/person ... so I reaaaallly doubt that she's planning on video-taping it. If your wife really is looking for some anonymous sex, then it is purely a coincidence.


No, no. It's her, believe me. The "not remembering" part is just there to attract people who could do this sort of thing. The video recorder will be hidden, and so I was joking above when I said "she forgot to include..."

We like our togetherness time to have a sort of mystique and je ne sais quoi
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GreenlightmeansGO



Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fair enough. Happy watching. Laughing
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pidgin



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was yanking your chain.

I'm A Merkin and not leaving till May (and that'll be to Thai for 2 weeks.)

I am ashamed. Embarassed
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bassexpander



Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Her husband is from the UK.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pidgin wrote:
I was yanking your chain.

I'm A Merkin and not leaving till May (and that'll be to Thai for 2 weeks.)

I am ashamed. Embarassed


You're a pubic wig? Yeah, I'd be ashamed too.
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GreenlightmeansGO



Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL, no hassles. I was just being polite Very Happy

I've read you have two wives and was thinking it sounded a bit fishy, but I'm not one to start saying you're a liar.

UPDATE: People claim to have sent her photos, but she keeps asking for more and never sends out photos of herself. There is speculation that she is a photo collector or it is a scam...or she's actually a weird guy.
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pidgin



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

My bet is on the last.... Laughing
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