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Canadians: Slept with any thai hookers lately?
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Donald Frost wrote:
You should have seen her before knocking the wind outta my sails!

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Yeah, it would've been cheaper.
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jajdude



Joined: 18 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dammit, not lately...(I always use condoms)
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Donald Frost



Joined: 20 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yingwenlaoshi wrote:
Donald Frost wrote:
You should have seen her before knocking the wind outta my sails!

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Yeah, it would've been cheaper.


As Eduarde Keunecke from The Island would have it: " You must be punished!"

DF
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aboxofchocolates



Joined: 21 Mar 2008
Location: on your mind

PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe Boxer wrote:
Joe Boxer wrote:
Donald Frost wrote:
Thank God that whores have never turned me on at all!


Why would you waste seven B52's on a *beep* you weren't interested in?


...and Jesus, why can he say w h ore and I can't?


He used the plural form.

I'd buy prostitutes drinks to hear their stories. I'd feel guilty taking away from their work time otherwise.

The thai stripper with aids is going to die in prison if she doesn't have access to proper care. Good to know Canada still uses some round about form of capital punishment (yes, this is sarcasm).
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yingwenlaoshi



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Donald Frost wrote:
yingwenlaoshi wrote:
Donald Frost wrote:
You should have seen her before knocking the wind outta my sails!

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Yeah, it would've been cheaper.


As Eduarde Keunecke from The Island would have it: " You must be punished!"

DF


I'm punishing myself as we speak.
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Undercover



Joined: 14 Nov 2007

PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 4:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank god I only sleep with underage Thai hookers!!

Ooops, ah ignore that last post please. Shocked Shocked
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Join Me wrote:
If your having sex without a condom with strippers and prostitutes isn't the world really a better place without you in it anyway? Makes sense to me.


BRING BACK THE DON'T DO IT BOYS THREAD
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mountainous



Joined: 04 Sep 2007
Location: Los Angeles

PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ever pick up the hooker cards from the sidewalk...or check out the photos while tying your shoelaces? Very Happy
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bassexpander



Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mountainous wrote:
Ever pick up the hooker cards from the sidewalk...or check out the photos while tying your shoelaces? Very Happy


They're all Japanese.
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SpuriousGeorge



Joined: 01 Jan 2009

PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Damn those cards... It's hilarious to see the people putting dozens and dozens of them on cars everywhere at night, though. I saw this one guy who could fling them onto cars from a few meters away! He was like friggin Gambit!
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Steve Schertzer is getting himself a soapy massagee tonight
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travel zen



Joined: 22 Feb 2005
Location: Good old Toronto, Canada

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I saw this one guy who could fling them onto cars from a few meters away! He was like friggin Gambit!


That brings back memories of sitting in front of the t.v watching X-men/Spidy.

In 2004, one girl from Rumania jumped on my desk at UFT and gave me her number and address! Said she worked at Zanzibar. She looked incredibly skanky (too much gaudy makeup and bright cloths) and had too much chubb for a recent stipper.
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GreenlightmeansGO



Joined: 11 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

While Schertzer gets his massagee he will be telling all the other customers that they are perverted scum.
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yingwenlaoshi wrote:
This is my "Oh" face. Or her face when she's getting ready:

Surprised


That's your face when you see the Anma sign.

True.
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://kr.youtube.com/watch?v=k6UPR3OdroY
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