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blurgalurgalurga
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| I am Maude Flanders, and a crackhead. |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:28 am Post subject: |
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| No_hite_pls wrote: |
She loves to spend money on clothes, fancy coffees, and her nails.
She thinks people shower too much and need to dress more casual. |
Huh?
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She is in nice bit of debt.
She thinks only the rich deserve healthcare. |
Wha...?
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She is not well read.
She loves fiction and can not understand why someone would read boring non-fiction.
She hates comedy and romance. |
That would be one messed up *beep* |
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tzechuk
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:39 am Post subject: |
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| eamo wrote: |
My dear tzechuk.......
............all that stuff I wrote just shows my weirdness about almost every member of the fairer sex. Most of what women do confounds me completely.........but I love them so! |
Opposites attract  |
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Kuros
Joined: 27 Apr 2004
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| Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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She is a wonderful flirt, and amazing with men.
She is the life of the party, and can only in certain rare moods stand to be alone.
She has lived in one place all her life and is very supportive of her community, and is known and loved by all there.
She is good with her hands and very excellent with mechanics, too.
She avoids conflict and prefers not to talk about politics and religion; she really wants to know about your children and the minute everyday details of your life. She is not entirely comfortable talking in the abstract, but is nevertheless an ardent idealist.
She comes onto an opposite thread and characterizes her opposite only in unfavorables and perjoratives. |
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Zulethe
Joined: 04 Jul 2008
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| Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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She makes decisions based on what other people think
She has to talk all the time
She always complains
She looks like the stereotypical male truck driver
She is as whimsical as the weather
She learns something and then has to share it with everyone
She likes Oprah ----Oprah succcccks
She can never be alone
She gets bored easily
She shares every minute detail about her life with complete strangers - uhm, a little like some Dave's posters I know.  |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito
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| Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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She's a short, fat fundamentalist Christian who is obsessively tidy and has her entire life planned out to the minute.
I knew someone like this years back and we got along fine. I'm not kidding about the planning thing either, she had bathroom time scheduled on her agenda. |
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Blockhead confidence
Joined: 02 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 1:30 am Post subject: |
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My science teacher told me once that there were these special glasses and when you put them on, the image of the world is inverted. After continuously wearing them for a few days, the brain automatically flips the image so you can see normally again.
This 'opposites' baloney worked similarly with me but the thinnest of veils quickly slipped off while I was looking and let me see all of you lovingly describing yourselves with so little prompting.
Stick around for my new thread '10 interesting things about me written in Pig Latin'. |
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GreenlightmeansGO
Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Location: Daegu
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| Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 6:04 am Post subject: |
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| If the opposite of alive is dead...then my opposite would be a dead female. |
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