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D-Man



Joined: 17 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:19 pm    Post subject: Your last meal. Reply with quote

So,you're off to the executioner's block in the morning.What would you want for your last meal?
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agoodmouse



Joined: 20 Dec 2007
Location: Anyang

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buffet. It never ends, and you can go back for more. Therefore, you will never be executed.
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trish91198



Joined: 21 Dec 2008
Location: Jukjeon

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too much to choose from but it would definitely include french toast! Razz
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julesk



Joined: 13 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kimchi!!!




Just kidding.
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D-Man



Joined: 17 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

agoodmouse wrote:
Buffet. It never ends, and you can go back for more. Therefore, you will never be executed.


Nope,the execution is at 8am sharp,buffet or not.

Me:

3 cans of coca cola
3 cans of pepsi
6 beer
bucket of KFC
Large fries with a side of gravy
20oz t-bone steak medium rare
caesar salad,coleslaw and fried mushrooms
1 strawberry cheesecake
1 cigar
and finally,a pint of single malt whisky
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

D-Man wrote:
agoodmouse wrote:
Buffet. It never ends, and you can go back for more. Therefore, you will never be executed.


Nope,the execution is at 8am sharp,buffet or not.

Me:

3 cans of coca cola
3 cans of pepsi
6 beer
bucket of KFC
Large fries with a side of gravy
20oz t-bone steak medium rare
caesar salad,coleslaw and fried mushrooms
1 strawberry cheesecake
1 cigar
and finally,a pint of single malt whisky


Yeah? And then what? I hardly think you'd enjoy it.
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Panda



Joined: 25 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, I am on a diet...... Laughing
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drkalbi



Joined: 06 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Warden's dog.
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

drkalbi wrote:
The Warden's dog.


A member of the jury.
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sjrm



Joined: 27 Jul 2005

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Every playmate from the past five years.
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blaseblasphemener



Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be

PostPosted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

plate of 20 spicy wings with a couple cold draft beers, steak sandwich and A &W onion rings extra salted, my dead grandmother's famous chocolate cake and milk for dessert. sweet dreams.
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D-Man



Joined: 17 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

blaseblasphemener wrote:
plate of 20 spicy wings with a couple cold draft beers, steak sandwich and A &W onion rings extra salted, my dead grandmother's famous chocolate cake and milk for dessert. sweet dreams.


Now that's what I'm talkin about!
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D-Man



Joined: 17 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yingwenlaoshi wrote:
D-Man wrote:
agoodmouse wrote:
Buffet. It never ends, and you can go back for more. Therefore, you will never be executed.


Nope,the execution is at 8am sharp,buffet or not.

Me:

3 cans of coca cola
3 cans of pepsi
6 beer
bucket of KFC
Large fries with a side of gravy
20oz t-bone steak medium rare
caesar salad,coleslaw and fried mushrooms
1 strawberry cheesecake
1 cigar
and finally,a pint of single malt whisky


Yeah? And then what? I hardly think you'd enjoy it.



Ummm.....then.....the BLOODY EXECUTION! Rolling Eyes
Trust me;I'd enjoy it immensely! It is your last meal afterall.I'd be stuffed to the gills, but ready to meet my maker.
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A good idea would be to eat really spicy food. Like a huge pot of chilli with a tonne of habenoro and jalepeno peppers and exlax. Then when they finally pull the switch, you crap your in your pants and they have to clean it up.
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D-Man



Joined: 17 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yingwenlaoshi wrote:
A good idea would be to eat really spicy food. Like a huge pot of chilli with a tonne of habenoro and jalepeno peppers and exlax. Then when they finally pull the switch, you crap your in your pants and they have to clean it up.


Yeah...hehe Laughing
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