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[mack the knife]

A lot of people ask me "Mack, what's the point of berating Koreans on this board for their foolishness, or fighting back when you know they'll never change?"

Good question. The point is, it makes me feel good. When someone steps on my toe and I just let it go, I feel like a spineless dicklicker. When someone steps on my toe and I give them a quick elbow to the gut, I feel a certain sense of euphoria. Simple as that. When someone wrongs me, I seek revenge.

In this geopolitically correct world, good ol' fashioned revenge has become scandalous, something "beneath" us, an act that decent people don't engage in. If you buy into this crap, why not just sell yourself down the river now and get it over with. In fact, give me your address so I can come to your apartment and steal all your sh*t.

"But Mack, come on. You'll feel good NOW, but in the long run..."

But that's just the point. I'm not concerned about the long run. I want to feel good HERE and NOW. In the long run I might get cancer and die. So if I don't feel good right HERE and NOW, I will be missing out.

So, to sum up: Don't be a p*ssy. If someone pushes you, push them back! You will feel better about yourself later (unless they pummel you).

[afsjesse]

[TheUrbanMyth]

[TheUrbanMyth]

[ED209]

Do you charge by the hour? I'd like to hire you to walk in front of me pushing people out the way and kicking small children into shop windows.

[mack the knife]

[agoodmouse]

There's always someone out there who wants to fight you.

[blurgalurgalurga]

Mack the Knife, you should give up whatever job you're doing here, and become a motivational speaker. You can go on Montel and Oprah and stuff, and show all those maggots what Feelin' Good is all about. And while you're rubbing elbows with the giants of that fine industry, the Self-help Sector, I very much hope you punch Tony Robbin's huge teeth right into his tiny, lizard brain.

But you can't just give away Your Secret for free on the internet, man. You need a manager...(ahem).

Here, I wrote a promotional radio ad for you.

"Mack's Secret will help you win in life, and make lots of money.* This series of inspirational instructional self-help videos will teach you what the greatest minds thoughout history have always known...when somebody gets in your way, stomp them out! Let their blood and bone-meal fertilize the fruits of your bountiful life's harvest.
"Don't hesitate, you pathetic invertebrate! Order today! and for a limited time, you'll receive this life-size replica of Mack's Massive, Electrified Thing, suitable for use as a goof-beater or a marital aid. Batteries not included. Some restrictions may apply...but only to the weak."








*for Mack the Knife, anyway.

[Panda]

Please come to my apartment and I will give you all my sh** for free.



I wont say your sentiment is new to us, but you are the one of a few who bring it out... most people would hold back the revenge impulse...revenge does help release the stress.

But dont spoil yourself and go too further.

[blurgalurgalurga]

[VanIslander]

[Panda]

[blurgalurgalurga]

Hmmm. You may have a point there. I'm not sure, I'm only at part four of the Mack's Secret instructional video set...let me get back to you when I've graduated the course...

As for having never killed anything, well, I have actually. Oysters, mostly...and fish...no bipeds yet, but chapter nine of Mack's Method is called "Some People Jes' Need Killin', Yup," so we'll see where that leads...

And hey, Mack, back me up here, man! You got guys with doves in their avatar calling you out! Don't leave me hanging.

[mack the knife]

[VanIslander]

Listen up Dave's newbies and see what posting on the ESL cafe used to be like: