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[The evil penguin]

[jajdude]

You do still have a good shot penguin.

"Imaginary girlfriend" LOL

Good term. Unfortunately she is very real. But I have rights to brag that she is definitely not my girlfriend. But there seems to be some sort of very slight possibility that maybe someday she or someone perhaps less ugly than a slug may even like me. In which case you may take the trophy.

[jajdude]

Well, what's the score now, penguin? I think I am doing well in this competition: lost my job recently, got no home, still fat, losing my gray hair, my personal hygiene is by no means above reproach, and the only girls I see are expensive.

[Missihippi]

I'm from Mississippi, I win.

[Ilsanman]

Sportsguy or whatever his name is. That guy is pathetic.

[The evil penguin]

Holy mother of Bullwinkle, where did you dredge this one up from Jajdude???

Jebeezes... don't even remember writing it. I think i was still a nappy-wearing dribbling hagwon jockey when i started this this particular thread.

Now, I'm in a small remote city somewhere in the middle of china, teaching at a university that can't even afford a new photocopier.... spending my nights in a freezing dingy dump of a room in the 'foreigners' section of the campus hotel..... Wetting myself with excitement anytime somebody responds to a post on daves (weeping uncontrollably everytime the internet cuts out or is 'blocked')...... my meaningless existance kept from de-existifying itself in front of one of the ubiquitous three-wheeled buses spluttering up and down the side roads soley by my unshakable faith that my self-created deity, constructed out of my last empty vegemite jar (in front of whom/which I prostrate myself daily in fervent acts of pointless worship), will one day restore my balding scalp to its previous mangy oily scraggly glory.

Actually, all in all, I'm doing ok. Strangely enough, if i can stretch the truth ever so slightly, I'm nearly enjoying it her.


I think you may be winning jajdude.

[Sleepy in Seoul]

Penguin, keep rubbing that vegemite into your scone - it might not help but it must look and smell hilarious

I think that I have a pretty good chance of winning this for a short while... I'm back in NZ teaching at a high school. As a favour to the school, I have 2 ajummas staying in my home (as home-stays, which I was NOT informed about before they arrived). They have taken control of the house and I am barricaded in my room by night, reduced to searching through the rubbish at every opportunity to rescue items that they have seen fit to throw away, seeing my best lunch containers used as kimchi receptacles without permission (which will have to be thrown away), and having to listen to the stomach-turning noise as they eat, again without asking, the Tim Tams and Gingernut biscuits that I was keeping to post to a friend in Korea. They refuse to go a meal without eating anything Korean yet still ALL MY FOOD has disappeared!!!

[sharkey]

im 22, full head of hair, 6'4 and go to the gym.. been in korea for a little over 1 month, nailed 2 korean brizzies and an adjumma is taking me on a date and shes is paying for all of it on wednesday for dinner and a movie .. if she seems the slightest bit interested in sex im pulling the trigger .. im bringing domers for sure .. i dont care shes like 50.. haha .. evil penguin if we were in the same room.. you would just look awful

[The evil penguin]

[man_of_words]

absolutely no opnion