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MilkChocolate



Joined: 24 Feb 2009

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL,... nice try.. what do you say about going for a white guy... "once you go white you stay all night?",... I don't know..

"once you go Korean........?""" Can't think of anything..
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bogey666



Joined: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Korea, the ass free zone

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MilkChocolate wrote:
LOL,... nice try.. what do you say about going for a white guy... "once you go white you stay all night?",... I don't know..

"once you go Korean........?""" Can't think of anything..


I had to go drinking with a drunk senior teacher who called me as I was crawling into bed. Hated to do it, but this particular relationship is worth it.
now I have to go beddybye.. but that's a daunting challenge for the various wordsmiths around here.


once you go white we'll lick you right?

Shocked

Embarassed

(or an ode to Rihanna? baby once you go white, you'll get treated right?)

(though I did read the beayitch threw out the window Chris Brown's keys to his Lamborghini which he then couldn't find and apparently went nuts as a result)... (that's really asking for it, but cannot justify what he did to her)

I'm not sure I want to use "white" anyways - that word has such a cacophony of negative connotations - no rhythm (I'd like to think I have some), etc etc etc etc

in American popular culture, the "white guy", especially with a black woman or among blacks tends to be portrayed as some kind of goofy ass "Opie" character (Kevin Costner with Whitney Houston in bodyguard was exception to this general rule)
but at least you'd know I'm not on the "down low" Laughing
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MilkChocolate



Joined: 24 Feb 2009

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL... good one on Rihanna, although I kind of feel bad for her, and the black guy beating a black woman thing isnt looking to good at all...

haha to "not on the down low".. lol.. well if most black women see another black woman with a white guy, we think (o maybe he is pretty cool, good job).. but when its a black guy and a white girl.. then... well... the think.. (Kobe Bryant) or horrible mean things.. not a big deal though
Anyway...still nothing for "once you go Korean........"
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bogey666



Joined: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Korea, the ass free zone

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MilkChocolate wrote:
LOL... good one on Rihanna, although I kind of feel bad for her, and the black guy beating a black woman thing isnt looking to good at all...

haha to "not on the down low".. lol.. well if most black women see another black woman with a white guy, we think (o maybe he is pretty cool, good job).. but when its a black guy and a white girl.. then... well... the think.. (Kobe Bryant) or horrible mean things.. not a big deal though
Anyway...still nothing for "once you go Korean........"


'ian' or 'ean' is a very bad rhyme combo to work with.

i think you have to get a little more imaginative

baby, i got 'seoul' Smile

for hours upon countless hours, i'll be the boy to your flowers. Shocked

baby girl, you be the choco, and i'll be the Lotte! Cool

k.i.m. - c. h. i. - i swear to you girl that i'll never lie.

you wear the kink and i'll wear the pink.

Laughing
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MilkChocolate



Joined: 24 Feb 2009

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I shouldn't have read this in my office, people are staring.. I'm writing them down for keepsakes.. you are a genius..

so creative..
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bogey666



Joined: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Korea, the ass free zone

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm SO into JU!



Shocked

then consider what'll likely whisper in your ear after his first orgasm with you :

gee gee gee gee baby baby... gee gee gee gege baby baby


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Beej



Joined: 05 Mar 2005
Location: Eungam Loop

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

White men have thicker ones.


Wallets, that is.


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ChinaBoy



Joined: 17 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MilkChocolate wrote:
LOL,... nice try.. what do you say about going for a white guy... "once you go white you stay all night?",... I don't know..

"once you go Korean........?""" Can't think of anything..


"you get a burn while you're peein' " ?
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MilkChocolate



Joined: 24 Feb 2009

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would rather he whisper a Big Bang song,.. but I guess Gee Gee Gee Gee would suffice.. then maybe we could break into the cute and yet addictive dance moves that everyone knows here..
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crosbystillsstash



Joined: 12 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChinaBoy wrote:
MilkChocolate wrote:
LOL,... nice try.. what do you say about going for a white guy... "once you go white you stay all night?",... I don't know..

"once you go Korean........?""" Can't think of anything..


"you get a burn while you're peein' " ?


Surprised
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MilkChocolate



Joined: 24 Feb 2009

PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yea, the burn in while your pee'in.. thats just plain weird.. what time of mind could come up with that LOL..
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Xuanzang



Joined: 10 Apr 2007
Location: Sadang

PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MilkChocolate wrote:
yea, the burn in while your pee'in.. thats just plain weird.. what time of mind could come up with that LOL..


One with an unfortunate parting gift Laughing
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bogey666



Joined: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Korea, the ass free zone

PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll try to put together some "Korean" poetry this weekend

in the meantime...

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=220592&title=the-new-white-face-of-crime


korean reference at 2:30 Smile
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NaD00D00



Joined: 10 Oct 2008
Location: Gimpo

PostPosted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOyRWuklsiQ
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