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marlow
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:27 am Post subject: "Barbs Were Literary" -- CDI |
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Who's responsible for a question asking students to use "barbs were literary" in a sentence?
Came out of a CDI textbook.
Perhaps a bit obscure? If I hear students running around saying my barbs are offensive or my barbs don't pierce I'm going to shit my pants. Come on. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:12 am Post subject: |
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A bit obscure? Please. Don't you speak regular normal run-of-the-mill English? It's a normal conversational gambit for those of us who speak English as a native language. What is your native language? Yanomamo?
If 'My barbs were literary until Mr. Jones sobered up and was able to quote Hamlin Garland showing how illiterately incompetent I was' doesn't mean shit to a tree or you and lacks literary comprehensibility, then I am sorry for the amount of money your parents paid for your 'education'. Maybe you can sue the school for a refund.
The quality of 'teachers' lately. Sheesh.  |
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bogey666

Joined: 17 Mar 2008 Location: Korea, the ass free zone
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:41 am Post subject: |
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I have a bit of a problem with the adjective of literary in conjunction with barbs.
the only e.g. I can think of is writers hurling insults at each other in print?
ergo, the "barbs" were published?
typically such barbs are traded or exchanged.
they're most certainly NOT a "normal conversational gambit"
definitely an obscure reference for an ESL class or textbook. That had better be a VERY advanced class. |
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michaelambling
Joined: 31 Dec 2008 Location: Paradise
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
A bit obscure? Please. Don't you speak regular normal run-of-the-mill English? It's a normal conversational gambit for those of us who speak English as a native language. What is your native language? Yanomamo?
If 'My barbs were literary until Mr. Jones sobered up and was able to quote Hamlin Garland showing how illiterately incompetent I was' doesn't mean shit to a tree or you and lacks literary comprehensibility, then I am sorry for the amount of money your parents paid for your 'education'. Maybe you can sue the school for a refund.
The quality of 'teachers' lately. Sheesh.  |
Thank you. |
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marlow
Joined: 06 Feb 2005
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
A bit obscure? Please. Don't you speak regular normal run-of-the-mill English? It's a normal conversational gambit for those of us who speak English as a native language. What is your native language? Yanomamo?
If 'My barbs were literary until Mr. Jones sobered up and was able to quote Hamlin Garland showing how illiterately incompetent I was' doesn't mean shit to a tree or you and lacks literary comprehensibility, then I am sorry for the amount of money your parents paid for your 'education'. Maybe you can sue the school for a refund.
The quality of 'teachers' lately. Sheesh.  |
If you aren't being sarcastic you're a jackass. |
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harlowethrombey

Joined: 17 Mar 2009 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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obscure and useless archaic terminology.
I think I'll just start teaching my kids latin or reading from 'Finnigan's Wake' as long as we're going for the 'pointless phrases you will never use/encounter the rest of your life.' |
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samcheokguy

Joined: 02 Nov 2008 Location: Samcheok G-do
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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My teacher today had
"An Elephant is ON the desk."
To which I said "That is one strong desk, or one small Elephant." |
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Scotticus
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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| marlow wrote: |
| Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
A bit obscure? Please. Don't you speak regular normal run-of-the-mill English? It's a normal conversational gambit for those of us who speak English as a native language. What is your native language? Yanomamo?
If 'My barbs were literary until Mr. Jones sobered up and was able to quote Hamlin Garland showing how illiterately incompetent I was' doesn't mean shit to a tree or you and lacks literary comprehensibility, then I am sorry for the amount of money your parents paid for your 'education'. Maybe you can sue the school for a refund.
The quality of 'teachers' lately. Sheesh.  |
If you aren't being sarcastic you're a jackass. |
Well, it's good to see my drippingly sarcastic posts aren't the only ones that somehow fool people into thinking I'm serious... |
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ekul

Joined: 04 Mar 2009 Location: [Mod Edit]
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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| I always thought 'rolleyes' was universally understood as sarcasm? |
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some waygug-in
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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I have to admit that the sarcasm was completely missed by me as I first read YBS's post.
I was all ready to fire off an angry retort, but then thought I'd wait and see what others thought.
The rolling eye's don't really help clarify at all. They could just as easily mean he's serious and annoyed at the OP.
Anyway, good to know I wasn't the only one who didn't get it.
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marlow
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Scotticus wrote: |
| marlow wrote: |
| Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
A bit obscure? Please. Don't you speak regular normal run-of-the-mill English? It's a normal conversational gambit for those of us who speak English as a native language. What is your native language? Yanomamo?
If 'My barbs were literary until Mr. Jones sobered up and was able to quote Hamlin Garland showing how illiterately incompetent I was' doesn't mean shit to a tree or you and lacks literary comprehensibility, then I am sorry for the amount of money your parents paid for your 'education'. Maybe you can sue the school for a refund.
The quality of 'teachers' lately. Sheesh.  |
If you aren't being sarcastic you're a jackass. |
Well, it's good to see my drippingly sarcastic posts aren't the only ones that somehow fool people into thinking I'm serious... |
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marlow
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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Do a Google search and you get the only known internet instance of "barbs were literary". The essay it's from is the one CDI's question is about. The guy who wrote the question book just picked that out of the essay and asked students to use it.
I mean literary sass such as, "Every word she wrote is a lie, including and", is cute, but not really necessary for middle school students. |
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Draz

Joined: 27 Jun 2007 Location: Land of Morning Clam
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:35 am Post subject: |
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| some waygug-in wrote: |
I have to admit that the sarcasm was completely missed by me as I first read YBS's post.
I was all ready to fire off an angry retort, but then thought I'd wait and see what others thought.
The rolling eye's don't really help clarify at all. They could just as easily mean he's serious and annoyed at the OP.
Anyway, good to know I wasn't the only one who didn't get it.
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I'm slightly horrified that a lot of people didn't get it... how could he possibly have been serious?? Or wait, is this DOUBLE sarcasm? That one always catches me up... |
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moosehead

Joined: 05 May 2007
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:07 am Post subject: |
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Draz your avatar ROCKS!!!!
very funny!!
uh what was this thread about again?? |
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moosehead

Joined: 05 May 2007
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Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 7:09 am Post subject: Re: "Barbs Were Literary" -- CDI |
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| marlow wrote: |
Who's responsible for a question asking students to use "barbs were literary" in a sentence?
Came out of a CDI textbook.
Perhaps a bit obscure? If I hear students running around saying my barbs are offensive or my barbs don't pierce I'm going to shit my pants. Come on. |
ok - here - post us a video of your students running around asking as above stated ...
but then if they are - they need a new E teacher cuz the one they have now really sucks lemons !!!!  |
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