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Sometimes I feel like Mr. Garrison...

 
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nicam



Joined: 14 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:18 pm    Post subject: Sometimes I feel like Mr. Garrison... Reply with quote

Ok, class. Who is your favorite singer? What is your favorite drama? Yes, #1 from F-4 is very cute, *cough... PERM, cough, oh nothing, i didn't say anything*, and yes Rain is so muscular. We don't say "Rain body good", we say, "Rain has a good body", or "Rain is muscular." Yup.
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cruisemonkey



Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Druuugs are baaad. Wink
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nicam



Joined: 14 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yup, mmmkay.

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die."
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nomad-ish



Joined: 08 Oct 2007
Location: On the bottom of the food chain

PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm more: "Anyone, anyone?"
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Kimbop



Joined: 31 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I named a student at one of my hogwons "TIMMAE!"
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Cerriowen



Joined: 03 Jun 2006
Location: Pocheon

PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nomad-ish wrote:
I'm more: "Anyone, anyone?"


Likewise Very Happy
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harlowethrombey



Joined: 17 Mar 2009
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know the Mr. Garrison feeling.

There's an ad for our school up on the web and there's video of me teaching. The first thing I thought when I saw it:

'Wow, I look really, really gay.'

(not that there's anything wrong with that)

So now I begin every class by biting into a raw steak, letting the blood drip on my tie, then I let out a primal scream that shakes the windows and toss a football at a girl's head.
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Pwillig



Joined: 26 Jan 2009

PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

harlowethrombey wrote:
I know the Mr. Garrison feeling.

There's an ad for our school up on the web and there's video of me teaching. The first thing I thought when I saw it:

'Wow, I look really, really gay.'

(not that there's anything wrong with that)

So now I begin every class by biting into a raw steak, letting the blood drip on my tie, then I let out a primal scream that shakes the windows and toss a football at a girl's head.


I throw kittens against the walls.
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mole



Joined: 06 Feb 2003
Location: Act III

PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Now let's get an answer from someone who's not a complete RETARD."
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egrog1717



Joined: 12 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cartman "Why don't you suck my balls Mr. Garrison?"
Mr. Garrison "Present them..."
Cartman "Whha?"
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