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madoka



Joined: 27 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jkelly80 wrote:
madoka wrote:
What's on the agenda next week? Raping nuns? Kicking dogs? Eating babies?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_slope

If this is a serious post, you're a grade A idiot.


It's called sarcasm. I assumed even the dullest Dave's member would get it with the raping nuns reference. Shall I give you the wiki link to it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

Oh wait, "...understanding the subtlety of this usage requires second-order interpretation of the speaker's intentions. This sophisticated understanding is lacking in people with brain damage, dementia, autism..." Now I see why you might be confused.
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Alyssa



Joined: 15 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ha ha Ha, I can see into the future..........

The OP has his fun, the woman gets crazy, her husband follows her, or finds out where he lives, or beats it out of her..... or some privite eye detective follows here, next thing you know the oP has some crazy psycho trying to hurt him really bad.


why dont you just get a girlfriend, I heard that over 30percent of the unidentified dead men found in Canada were killed by a jealous ex husband. Embarassed
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jkelly80



Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Location: you boys like mexico?

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

madoka wrote:
jkelly80 wrote:
madoka wrote:
What's on the agenda next week? Raping nuns? Kicking dogs? Eating babies?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_slope

If this is a serious post, you're a grade A idiot.


It's called sarcasm. I assumed even the dullest Dave's member would get it with the raping nuns reference. Shall I give you the wiki link to it?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

Oh wait, "...understanding the subtlety of this usage requires second-order interpretation of the speaker's intentions. This sophisticated understanding is lacking in people with brain damage, dementia, autism..." Now I see why you might be confused.


Did you see the "if"?
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mayorgc



Joined: 19 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My advice is to cut off all communication. If you're interested in dating (which you say you're not), you can meet single women almost anywhere (in Seoul).

Even though it's illegal to sleep with a married person, according to Dave's, the only way to get in trouble is if the husband in this case files for divorce and brings it to the attention of the police. If the husband finds out but decides not to go through with divorce, nothing happens. I read all of this from an old thread, so I don't have the links on me.
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TheUrbanMyth



Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: Retired

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jkelly80 wrote:
TheUrbanMyth wrote:



Under Korean law BOTH of you would be guilty. Period. If you have an affair and someone finds out...kiss Korea goodbye after serving a nice long stretch in jail.

And like someone said, there are enough single girls around. If the only person you can get to sleep with you (and I am using the word "you" in a general sense, not anyone personally) is a married unhappy woman, then you have issues (probably to do with personal hygiene or otherwise).

Plus the OP doesn't even know for sure if this is what she wants.


Generalize much?


Read much? I'll quote myself again and this time I will use capitals to get my point across. "...there are ENOUGH SINGLE girls around. If the ONLY person you can get to sleep with you is a married UNHAPPY woman, then you have issues."
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lionel



Joined: 07 Jan 2009

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a show on Korean TV similar to "Cheaters" in North America. If you see that show you won't even want to text this woman again. There are camara's everywhere. In the end, it's up to the victim (in this case the husband) to decide wether to send you to jail or make you pay a lot of money.

The justice system here basically has you as guilty until proven innocent. Being non-Korean, I think you would be an easy target if the husband found out (even if you were only meeting for coffee).
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loggerhead007



Joined: 22 Mar 2009

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you aware you can be sued by the husband if you get caught? Check it out. Then knock that back out. Sorry, I didn't mean it! Please don't call the mod squad on me again. I'm running out of.............
Crying or Very sad
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Oreovictim



Joined: 23 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you ever seen Snatch? There's the scene in the beginning where Tommy and Gorgeous George go the the pikey camp. And George says something like, "This will get ugly." Something like that, anyway. Well, that's your situation.

I don't believe in affairs, but if happens to be your intention, you don't give your address to the woman. We're you being naive, or did you just give it out without thinking and realized a little while later, "Why did I do that?"

Hopefully, her husband won't find the paper with the address.
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endo



Joined: 14 Mar 2004
Location: Seoul...my home

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard about as guy through a friend who slept with a Korean house wife and contacted herpes as a result.

Looks like her husband was banging whores and a nice little game of herpes tag ensued.


Be careful!



However, forbidden sex can be some of the best sex out there. So I can understand your desires.
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Xuanzang



Joined: 10 Apr 2007
Location: Sadang

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

endo wrote:
I heard about as guy through a friend who slept with a Korean house wife and contacted herpes as a result.

Looks like her husband was banging whores and a nice little game of herpes tag ensued.


Be careful!



However, forbidden sex can be some of the best sex out there. So I can understand your desires.


Tainted fruit. A real mutha
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ekul



Joined: 04 Mar 2009
Location: [Mod Edit]

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

harlowethrombey wrote:
michaelambling wrote:
You can go to jail for sleeping with a married woman.

You are a white foreign man, so you WILL go to jail if you are caught.

Is she really worth it? IMO, no girl is worth going to jail for, no matter how hot. No, not even Lee Hyo-ri or Scarlett Johansson.



Speak for yourself

I'd kill every poster on this forum with a fireax to get wih Scarlett Johansson. Twisted Evil


hahaha qfmft
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bobbybigfoot



Joined: 05 May 2007
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

michaelambling wrote:
You can go to jail for sleeping with a married woman.

You are a white foreign man, so you WILL go to jail if you are caught.

Is she really worth it? IMO, no girl is worth going to jail for, no matter how hot. No, not even Lee Hyo-ri or Scarlett Johansson.


Chill with this going to jail bit. Affairs happen all the time. Korean prisons aren't overflowing.

And if you wouldn't hit it with Lee Hyo-ri, married or not, you are either gay or stupid.
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