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[yawarakaijin]

"I bent my wookie."

[jahson4]

"You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."
- Doris Egan

[The Chewbacca Defense]

"You're basically killing each other over who's got the best imaginary friend". Yasir Arafat

[loggerhead007]

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy." unknown
"The only thing I hate, is hate." me
"I do what I like and I like what I do. If you don't like me, F^$# you." me

[LostinKSpace]

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. George Best

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. W. C. Fields.

[sjrm]

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago--Dan Quayle

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure--Dan Quayle

Facts are stupid things--Ronald Reagan

[Sector7G]

Me fail English? That's unpossible! Ralph Wiggum

[Sector7G]

Ok, here's a serious one, maybe not the best ever, but it was on the back of my skydiving instruction manual and I have always remembered it:

For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.
Leonardo da Vinci

[espoir]

"For to fear death, gentlemen, is to think one is wise when one is not." Socrates

[jajdude]

[loggerhead007]

Thank you kind one.

[agoodmouse]

2pac, "Don't quote me, I ain't said crap." But he didn't say "crap."

[Struessel]

[SeoulFinn]

"In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top" by B. Franklin

[Arthur Dent]

"I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of ATEK."

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With apologies.....to whoever wants one....