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Nierlisse

Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Location: South Korea
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:41 pm Post subject: Exorcism is NOT in my contract |
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Anyone else have any demon hellspawn show up in your classroom today? I'm told it's because of the rain...makes sense, but I really don't appreciate them jumping out at me, waving their million little legs and uttering satanic curses while I'm trying to work my printer. I'm pretty sure the beast was gnashing its teeth too but I didn't want to get close enough to find out. I scooped it up in a dustbin and threw it outside to fend for itself. The 3-4 tiny ones I've come across today, I just smush, but this one was too big to kill. So far I've only found them on the floor but it's only a matter of time before one ends up trekking across my keyboard or TV and the rest of the school comes running because of my screams.
I told a co-teacher about it and she said that sometimes in the country, snakes wander into classrooms. I would actually prefer the snake. |
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Katchafire

Joined: 31 Mar 2006 Location: Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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I was going to agree with you until I realised that you weren't talking about students, you were actually talking about bugs.
It seems like the rain has turned one or two of my normally, well behaved students into complete and utter 's today! |
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harlowethrombey

Joined: 17 Mar 2009 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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lol, I thought it was the kids, too.
Are these giant, mutant bugs? Cause that's what I remember of summertime in Japan. Monsters the size of toy poodles that liked to shriek from the bushes and/or jump into my face when I walked up the stairs.
The rain has seemed to be some sort of sleeping pill for my kids, I couldnt even keep some of them awake with the promise of candy if they answered the review questions correctly.
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Nierlisse

Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Location: South Korea
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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harlowethrombey wrote: |
Are these giant, mutant bugs? Cause that's what I remember of summertime in Japan. Monsters the size of toy poodles that liked to shriek from the bushes and/or jump into my face when I walked up the stairs. |
Oh god, summer in Japan. I don't remember any huge bugs. Just millions and millions of spiders. At any given time I had 10 or so hanging out (har har) outside my window. There was actually a time when I was biking in town with some friends and one crawled across my hand...I literally jumped off the bike while it was still going and did a very attractive "freak the hell out" dance in the middle of town. Crazy gaijin.
And sorry for the confusion about kids vs. bugs. Some of my students today could very well be described in the terms used above. |
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Rusty Shackleford
Joined: 08 May 2008
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Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, what's going on? I don't know about bugs but the students have been shocking today. Alternating between zombification and little shites. |
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DCJames

Joined: 27 Jul 2006
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:36 am Post subject: Re: Exorcism is NOT in my contract |
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Nierlisse wrote: |
Anyone else have any demon hellspawn show up in your classroom today? I'm told it's because of the rain...makes sense, but I really don't appreciate them jumping out at me, waving their million little legs and uttering satanic curses while I'm trying to work my printer. I'm pretty sure the beast was gnashing its teeth too but I didn't want to get close enough to find out. I scooped it up in a dustbin and threw it outside to fend for itself. The 3-4 tiny ones I've come across today, I just smush, but this one was too big to kill. So far I've only found them on the floor but it's only a matter of time before one ends up trekking across my keyboard or TV and the rest of the school comes running because of my screams.
I told a co-teacher about it and she said that sometimes in the country, snakes wander into classrooms. I would actually prefer the snake. |
Thank God I'm not a pay-for-hire clown in a kiddy hogwon. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:20 am Post subject: |
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the students have been shocking today. Alternating between zombification and little shites. |
Kids react to changes in barometric pressure more than mercury does. |
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Ruraljuror

Joined: 08 Dec 2007
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:23 am Post subject: |
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This phrase is redundant and more than a little bit awkward Poindexter. |
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Nierlisse

Joined: 11 Oct 2008 Location: South Korea
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:06 am Post subject: Re: Exorcism is NOT in my contract |
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DCJames wrote: |
Nierlisse wrote: |
Anyone else have any demon hellspawn show up in your classroom today? I'm told it's because of the rain...makes sense, but I really don't appreciate them jumping out at me, waving their million little legs and uttering satanic curses while I'm trying to work my printer. I'm pretty sure the beast was gnashing its teeth too but I didn't want to get close enough to find out. I scooped it up in a dustbin and threw it outside to fend for itself. The 3-4 tiny ones I've come across today, I just smush, but this one was too big to kill. So far I've only found them on the floor but it's only a matter of time before one ends up trekking across my keyboard or TV and the rest of the school comes running because of my screams.
I told a co-teacher about it and she said that sometimes in the country, snakes wander into classrooms. I would actually prefer the snake. |
Thank God I'm not a pay-for-hire clown in a kiddy hogwon. |
Yeah, me too... |
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Milwaukiedave
Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong
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Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:25 am Post subject: |
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When I read the title of the thread I really thought you were talking about your students. LOL
Actually after I finished my second freshman conversation class this morning and the students were filing out of the classroom, one of the students said, "oh, my god" (or something to that degree) and then a bunch of them started to gather around a desk. One of the students noticed a big ugly hairy spider. This had to one of the biggest spiders I've seen in my life.
After the students left, I took out my cell phone and was trying to get some pictures of it (very carefully) hoping I could figure out what kind of spider it was. Unfortunately, the damn spider didn't want to cooperate and stayed on the part of the desk that was darker which made getting a good picture difficult. Personally I wasn't about to do anything to piss it off. In the end, I carefully picked the desk up and took the desk outside and the spider jumped off and made a run for it. I wish I knew how to get the pictures off my cell and post them because "he" was a big sucker. |
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Katchafire

Joined: 31 Mar 2006 Location: Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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Milwaukiedave wrote: |
Personally I wasn't about to do anything to piss it off. In the end, I carefully picked the desk up and took the desk outside and the spider jumped off and made a run for it. I wish I knew how to get the pictures off my cell and post them because "he" was a big sucker. |
Even though you got closer to it than I would have, I still had to LOL at the mental image of this! |
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bluelake

Joined: 01 Dec 2005
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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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It's a good thing I finished my coffee before reading the OP, otherwise it would have been sprayed all over the screen. Anyone who did not think the OP was talking about students raise your hand... Switch between the mental image of a student and millipede (or whatever) while reading the OP--thanks, that made my day.
Yeah, they have some strange ones here (millipedes that is). The Korean legend is that if one comes to you it means you will come into money. Personally, no matter what the loss of fortune is, I squash 'em. They are free to "[wave] their million little legs and [utter] satanic curses" all they want outside, but once they come into my domain, they are a smudge mark.
Milwaukiedave, there are some huge spiders here in Korea. There is one I saw on a trip to Jeonju that looked nearly fist-sized. I wish I could have taken a good pic of it, but it pulled in its legs in a dark area of a roof. A friend of mine, I think, got a pic of it; I'll have to check. |
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