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FistFace



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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:44 pm    Post subject: Funny happening at family ceremony Reply with quote

We had dinner with my wife's extended family last night. Late in the evening, we did a Korean ceremony to say hello to the grandmother/grandfather who had passed away. That was all fine, but I noticed one thing that was out of place. While pouring the wine and bowing, I noticed that the lighter used to light the candles and incense was an advertising lighter from a SEXY BAR! Laughing

I kept watching, wondering which male might pick up the lighter and put it in his pocket, but instead, it was taken away to the kitchen on a small table with a bowl of wine. The wives and daughters were cleaning the dishes and putting away the food.

Immediately after the ceremony, I whispered to my wife, "Hey, go look at that lighter on the table over there...." She walked over, saw it, and came back with a huge shock/grin on her face.

In joking with my wife after the night was over, I noted that her uncle, who lives where the ceremony was, had once told me he and his wife are day-traders of stocks and work at home. I also noted that the only computer in the place was an oldish one in the daughter's bedroom. Hmmm.... now, if I were a day trader, and my income depended on it, I'd have a nice high dollar 2-monitor setup myself. Laughing

Do you think they own a bar? Cool Probably not, but it made for a laugh.
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Cerriowen



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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably they don't have the cash to set up the monitors.

And he probably got that lighter when he was out looking for hookers.
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FistFace



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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daytrading probably isn't the most lucrative field to have been a part of this past year!

He was a former upper-level manager of a chaebol division in years past.
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Rufus



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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FistFace wrote:
Daytrading probably isn't the most lucrative field to have been a part of this past year!

He was a former upper-level manager of a chaebol division in years past.


Actually the past six months have been a feast for day traders. Volatility is the name of the game in day trading.
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victorology



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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 7:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you go to any bar, hof, pocha, etc. and ask for a lighter, you'll get one with an ad for a massage parlor or place like that.
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Yesterday



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
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PostPosted: Sat May 09, 2009 10:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Funny happening at family ceremony Reply with quote

FistFace wrote:
We had dinner with my wife's extended family last night. Late in the evening, we did a Korean ceremony to say hello to the grandmother/grandfather who had passed away. That was all fine, but I noticed one thing that was out of place. While pouring the wine and bowing, I noticed that the lighter used to light the candles and incense was an advertising lighter from a SEXY BAR! Laughing


I remember someone else posting the same story on here 5 years ago...
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Otherside



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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rufus wrote:
FistFace wrote:
Daytrading probably isn't the most lucrative field to have been a part of this past year!

He was a former upper-level manager of a chaebol division in years past.


Actually the past six months have been a feast for day traders. Volatility is the name of the game in day trading.


Exactly. I've gotten quite involved in trading the last couple of months and since February this year, I've made more from trading EVERY month than I've made from my ESL gig.

Brief explaination on how it works: Regular investor buys ABC at $10/share, after 3months price is $11, and he's made 10%. Trader buys ABC @$10, next day it's 11, he sells, made 10%. Next day it's 10 again and he buys again, next day it's 11, he sells, makes 10% and so on. Does this 20 times over a 3 month period and he's made 200% even though the share price hasn't moved more than 10%. (Explaination was EXTREMELY BASIC - with tools like gearing, shorting, and re-investing profits the return could be much much higher....but so will the risk).
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Beeston27



Joined: 03 Mar 2009

PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 12:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Otherside wrote:
Rufus wrote:
FistFace wrote:
Daytrading probably isn't the most lucrative field to have been a part of this past year!

He was a former upper-level manager of a chaebol division in years past.


Actually the past six months have been a feast for day traders. Volatility is the name of the game in day trading.


Exactly. I've gotten quite involved in trading the last couple of months and since February this year, I've made more from trading EVERY month than I've made from my ESL gig.

Brief explaination on how it works: Regular investor buys ABC at $10/share, after 3months price is $11, and he's made 10%. Trader buys ABC @$10, next day it's 11, he sells, made 10%. Next day it's 10 again and he buys again, next day it's 11, he sells, makes 10% and so on. Does this 20 times over a 3 month period and he's made 200% even though the share price hasn't moved more than 10%. (Explaination was EXTREMELY BASIC - with tools like gearing, shorting, and re-investing profits the return could be much much higher....but so will the risk).


I take you have an online account? Who with?
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bassexpander



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PostPosted: Sun May 10, 2009 3:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a bit scared of the online trading accounts. My brother got into one of those (he's a laywer, by the way), and when he wanted to sell everything and actually get his money back out and in his own bank, it was like pulling teeth. It took him quite a while, and my father said he had to throw hints about taking legal action. Trying to get his money out of the thing was a bad enough experience to scare him away from doing it. I heard all of this through a 3rd party (my dad) so I don't know the details well. This was one of the more well-known and respected online traders in the USA.
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