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MollyBloom

Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Location: James Joyce's pants
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 8:55 pm Post subject: My class got interrupted today... |
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...so the 2nd graders could take a urine test.
Not to mention, I had a visitor, a woman from Taiwan, who has been observing my classes for a few weeks. Apparently the Taiwanese gov't sent her over here to observe how Korea's English program is, as they are trying to implement some sort of co-teaching into their ESL education. I told her NOT to model their ideas on her experience here.
Anyways....She was horrified and threw her hands up in the air. She couldn't believe they stopped my class for that. "Don't they take your classes seriously here?" she asked.
I asked the nurse if we could wait until after class, but it was "very important" that they do it now. She explained to the kids how to pee on the strip, then off they went.
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detourne_me

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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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classic. |
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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Location: Korea
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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I'm surprised they didn't test the foreign teacher for drugs I heard they're all stoners. |
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Horangi Munshin

Joined: 06 Apr 2003 Location: Busan
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:23 pm Post subject: |
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One of my classes was interrupted too, but not for urine. Once again (I've lost count) they wanted to take pictures of me with the kids. I can't be bothered asking for what. Maybe an advert for after school classes. They always choose the day I'm dressed more casual than usual. I hope my bright yellow shirt stuffed up the flash.
Of course I don't ham it up, I just keep teaching and moving so the guy with the camera has a hard time  |
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TheUrbanMyth
Joined: 28 Jan 2003 Location: Retired
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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Horangi Munshin wrote: |
One of my classes was interrupted too, but not for urine. Once again (I've lost count) they wanted to take pictures of me with the kids. I can't be bothered asking for what. Maybe an advert for after school classes. They always choose the day I'm dressed more casual than usual. I hope my bright yellow shirt stuffed up the flash.
Of course I don't ham it up, I just keep teaching and moving so the guy with the camera has a hard time  |
Somehow when they take pictures of me when I'm teaching...my face always ends up blurry or my back is facing the camera at the exact moment the picture is taken.
No idea how that happens...
Apparently they've given up trying to take a clear focused picture for now. |
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ChinaBoy
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Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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I love it when classes are canceled/delayed for any reason. I'm sure the kids do too. Anything out of the ordinary on a school day is awesome. |
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MollyBloom

Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Location: James Joyce's pants
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 2:19 am Post subject: |
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I know I'm taking over my own thread, but someone mentioned drugs and I have a story to tell relating to that.
Yesterday my fiance and I were at Kims Club in Jamwon. Up comes some ajummas saying they have some magazines for foreigners and asks if we want them. Having prepared and dealt with many for strangers comeing uo to us before, I let my fiance take the lead. He says we are leaving soon, and we have been here for many years, so we don't need any magazine. One ajumma says we should REALLY TAKE THEM because they are about helping foreigners with drugs and overcoming temptation of drugs, etc. and the like. We realize they are some form of Christians (I thought they were the Jehovas Wit., but I couldn't see if "Watchtower" was on the booklet) and my fiance gets angry and asks why is she giving them to only foreigners? Why not give them to Koreans? She doesn't say anything, nor does she have a retort. As she tried to push the books toward us my fiance made it quite clear she should stop talking to us. The women finally walked away and our check-out line was quiet.
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MollyBloom

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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 2:21 am Post subject: |
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Fishead soup wrote: |
I'm surprised they didn't test the foreign teacher for drugs I heard they're all stoners. |
Well, when the nurse came in, she looked at me and said "urine test." I thought she was telling ME I needed to give her one...I almost had a heart attack! |
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Horangi Munshin

Joined: 06 Apr 2003 Location: Busan
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 5:44 am Post subject: |
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MollyBloom wrote: |
Fishead soup wrote: |
I'm surprised they didn't test the foreign teacher for drugs I heard they're all stoners. |
Well, when the nurse came in, she looked at me and said "urine test." I thought she was telling ME I needed to give her one...I almost had a heart attack! |
Second thoughts about the christian flyer?
Why didn't you tell her to pass off? |
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ChinaBoy
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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I would think the magazines weren't offered to Koreans because they were in English...  |
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oldtactics

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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 2:41 pm Post subject: |
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Monday I missed two classes so that all 1100 girls at my school could get their skirt length measured. |
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PaperTiger

Joined: 31 May 2005 Location: Ulaanbataar
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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Dude, I am still waiting for the day that my classes will be interrupted for something as important as urine. Our school has six English classes a week but most of the other teachers view them as time that can be borrowed for any purpose, no matter how insignificant. The latest and greatest: they had to change into their Scouts uniform for the scout meeting they have at 3:30 (our class is at 1:30, right after lunch). |
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michaelambling
Joined: 31 Dec 2008 Location: Paradise
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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I must be missing something--why were 2nd graders forced to take a urine test? |
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Ramen
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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michaelambling wrote: |
I must be missing something--why were 2nd graders forced to take a urine test? |
They collect the urine and prescribe it to impotent men.  |
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mmstyle
Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Location: wherever
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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When I was teaching elementary had a similar thing happen. Our schedules were interrupted for a urine test for my 2nd grade students.
I have no idea what they were testing for, though. Never got a straight answer on that one. In fairness, I think plenty of Korean teachers had their classes disrupted, too. |
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