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VanIslander

Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:06 am Post subject: |
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fromtheuk wrote: |
Did you swallow a thesaurus before writing that post? I almost fully understood all of it.  |
he's a newbie poster, maybe fresh out of college and so hasn't learned that one is to get a university education but one isn't supposed to USE a university education |
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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 4:43 am Post subject: |
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I think labelling others a zero, when the OP doesn't usually even feel the need to address such posters, reveals the actual status of such people.
Doesn't cruisemonkey proudly state on this forum he holds both hands for when he pours the Principal some soju? What a + number you really are!
I shudder to think what else you do with your hands for your work colleagues. Bravo Mr. plus! Nobodymonkey sounds better to me.
I detect from some of the sarcasm, I have touched on yet another raw nerve. You may act like you're 'above' others because of your unfailing commitment to ESL, but the fact you can't accept or even acknowledge your own actual status in the Korean workplace, suggests you're not in touch with reality.
I am using my University education by following my contract. I also think in reality you're not as 'militant' in the workplace as you suggest.
Let's face it, you kiss up for a living cruisemonkey. To be called a zero by you, must mean you reside in the snow all year long!
You're patronizing and here is your trademark wink.  |
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wawawawonder

Joined: 30 Mar 2008
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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I just want to state something for the record, something I've thought many a time, every time I've read fromtheuk's stuff as it happens.
Fromtheuk rocks! He always make me laugh, whether intentionally or not, and for that I am grateful.
I like him so much that I'm considering starting my own tribute profile- fromengland.
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AmericanExile
Joined: 04 May 2009
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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I understand the "if they want to pay me to do nothing then great" attitude. The first school I worked at they didn't care about the kids or teaching. I spent a year fighting with the administration because I cared more than they did. It can wear you down.
The school I'm at now does seem to care. The students are better and better behaved. I feel lucky. If it had gone the other way would I fight uphill again this year? Yeah, but not as hard.
I also agree that doing nothing can depress you because you feel like you are wasting your life, but we don't have to be solely defined by what we do at work. If I had all that free time in the classroom I probably use it to write a novel or something. Ya know think of ideas and write them down during breaks. Type a page a day and you'd have a nice book when your done. You could write three movies. Something where the westerner saves the day and gets the beautiful Korean woman in the end. |
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Bemused
Joined: 02 Nov 2007
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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As to the original poster's comments, that strategy will make life mellow but I guarantee you that you will be blamed for your co-teacher's failure to achieve the desired test scores and, if some miracle occurs and the kids test well, the entire English department will give props to your co-teacher for succeeding in spite of the distractions you caused in class. If you're okay with that, and why not since anything you do in Korea pretty much stays in Korea (professionally speaking) enjoy what you can of the experience and make a difference when an opportunity presents itself. I took on the English "club activities" at the high school I taught at and, since the kids who joined were the best English speakers in the school and really wanted to learn English, I had a great time. |
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need 2 know
Joined: 10 May 2009
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:27 pm Post subject: |
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I also have the co-teacher from hades. Last week was classic! I'm on the top floor and it's HOT! So, I open a window. A moment leter, she closes the window. Next, I turn on a fan. Next? She turns off the fan. So that night I fill a large zip lock baggie about half way full of water. I put it on top of an upside down cereal bowl and stuck it in the freezer. In the morning when it's frozen I pull it off the bowl and it fits on my head like a hat, So, I take it to class in a bag so she couldn't see what it was. She's very nosey and I've caught her looking in my briefcase. So I do the greeting thing. You know, who's happy, hungry, etc. When I get to hot all the students raise their hands. So I pull out my " ice hat" and put it on. They erupt in cheers and all want to try it. My sourpuss co-teaches, who is never nice or happy only cares about power and money, jaw drops to and through the floor! I'm singing " school's hot, but Mike is not" and she looks like she's going to explode. Beet red face. All I could do to not LOL. I walk around the room and start to let each kid experiece it and she blows! So the next day the Principal sits in on all of my classes. All were flawless. (not bragging) Co-teacher won't even look at me. She knows she's been played the fool. The next day I ask her to get my degree for me. She immediately freaks and asks " why do you want it?" I say because it's my property that I worked hard for and I want it in my possession. She looks puzzled and tries the " no speakee englishee" thing. Anyway I get it and everyone is wondering what he is going to do. Next day, ice hat AND I pour water on my head!!! I got a towel to get down on my knees to dry the floor. Again, she's agog! The meaner and crueler she gets, the nicer and kinder I get. It ALWAYS leads to her frustration going through the roof. You know, fake kindness. Man, life is great! She thinks she's thousands of times smarter than I. For the record, I'm 52. Yeah, I know an old fogey. But you don't get old being stupid. Trust me on that on. Anyway, my point is never let them know you're upset. And REMEMBER, it's alot easier to pretend stupidity than intelligence. Peace, late.
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cruisemonkey

Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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need 2 know wrote: |
But you don't get old being stupid. Trust me on that on. |
Naw... some people just get lucky.
need 2 know wrote: |
And REMEMBER, it's alot easier to pretend stupidity... |
I don't have to pretend. Ooops... trademark 'winky face' again.
In K-land, I'm a 0 too. |
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Guerciotti
Joined: 16 Feb 2009 Location: about 6,371.57 miles from Busan
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:20 pm Post subject: |
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cruisemonkey wrote: |
Ok... let's do a 'mathematical' analysis -
Can I play? Oh, please? Here's my 'mathematical analysis':
by Guerciotti ...
fromtheuk wrote: |
At my last school, during the nightmare co-teacher period, they kept telling me I am an assistant and I must follow the co-teacher. |
You = 10 Points! Good insight!
fromtheuk wrote: |
I am doing precisely that, following the contract. Being argumentative achieves nothing here. |
10 + 10 = 20 x 2 = 40! 2x bonus for applying what you learned. Well thought.
fromtheuk wrote: |
Following the contract cannot be considered something bad or negative. |
10 x (any positive integer) = 10x Self preservation shows intelligence.
fromtheuk wrote: |
At least I show up and do everything I'm supposed to, it's not like I am pulling a runner. |
10 x (any positive integer) = 10 - again, that's just smart.
fromtheuk wrote: |
I hope Allaah is pleased with me. |
Infinity + 1 = infinity (is infinity bad?)
I prefer buddhism, but that's just me. Besides, have you seen Allaah lately? Really let himself go since his playing days.
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I have played my part throughout my working life, sometimes it is appreciated.  |
I for one am infinitely grateful. |
During my phone interview, the lady very specifically told me I would be an "Assistant teacher". ASSISTANT! Fine, why rock the boat? I have plenty of interests to indulge in if work doesn't meet my intellectual needs. Let Don Quixote tilt at windmills. It's fun to watch, but I have better things to do. |
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The Gipkik
Joined: 30 Mar 2009
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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need 2 know wrote: |
I also have the co-teacher from hades. Last week was classic! I'm on the top floor and it's HOT! So, I open a window. A moment leter, she closes the window.  |
Why don't you just ask her if you can open a window because you're hot? If she says she is not, then tell her you'll open it part of the ways. If she says no again, it's time you sat down with the overgrown baby and had a real adult talk. I recognize your ingenuity, in a vengeful kind of way, but it just makes the job more stressful in the long run. Nip it in the bud--right away! That's intelligence! |
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rationality
Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Location: Some where in S. Korea
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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To show gratitude for not working with a slave driver. She wants to take control of the class and I am grateful for that. Today, she has done most of the class. I love it.  |
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wesharris
Joined: 10 Oct 2008
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 6:39 pm Post subject: |
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fromtheuk wrote: |
Teacher must respect Korean culture. They must never say 'No'.
Did you swallow a thesaurus before writing that post? I almost fully understood all of it.  |
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is pleased with you little one.
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rationality
Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Location: Some where in S. Korea
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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fromtheuk
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:34 pm Post subject: |
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Last period before lunch, I did the cd-rom part.
I like to act like an assistant i.e. do less of the work.
I used to feel drained at my last school, because I was doing most of the work.
It is boring doing nothing, but I need a rest most of the time.  |
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Kurtz
Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Location: ples bilong me
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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Rationality, I feel you demanding things and pulling out the contract and showing your co-worker is a great way to ruin your relationship. I don't think the Koreans like being told what to do by the foreigner, nor do they take the contract seriously in general.
Wes, you're a total geek my friend, please take your spaghetti monster and go back to high school where I'm sure that level of geekyness is maybe more acceptable than on Dave's, but then again I might be wrong. |
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