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Your favorite oxymoron
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need 2 know



Joined: 10 May 2009

PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 7:36 pm    Post subject: Your favorite oxymoron Reply with quote

What's yours? My 2 faves are Rap Singer and Civil War. Let me hear you! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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friendoken



Joined: 19 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The now defunct "Progressive Conservative" political party of Canada.
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thrylos



Joined: 10 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"virtually spotless", "99% fat/sugar/cholesterol free", "mini supermarket/ superette/ 슈퍼", "cigarettes" (as opposed to cigars)
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DorkothyParker



Joined: 11 Apr 2009
Location: Jeju

PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was going to say "Compassionate conservative" and "intelligent design." The latter applies only when looking at a platypus.

OK, so the latter STILL wouldn't be an oxymoron, but I do like bringing up the platypus.
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Gillian57



Joined: 14 Oct 2008

PostPosted: Sun May 31, 2009 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the old standby: Military Intelligence
the new standby: Korea Sparkling
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oldfatfarang



Joined: 19 May 2005
Location: On the road to somewhere.

PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And don't forget the good old, 'Australian intellectual.'
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harlowethrombey



Joined: 17 Mar 2009
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Sober Brit' or 'Well-Planned Work Schedule' and 'Tasty Dried Fishead with the creepy eyes still staring right into your soul'
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Stones1962



Joined: 26 Nov 2008
Location: Europe/Asia

PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Military Intelligence
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beercanman



Joined: 16 May 2009

PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simply impossible. Pretty ugly. Completely limited. Seriously funny. Happy accident. Deafening silence. Familiar stranger (doubtfully possible)
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the oak llama



Joined: 05 Dec 2008

PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tasty cakes. cat fish. [Mod Edit]. literary devices.
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Ginormousaurus



Joined: 27 Jul 2006
Location: 700 Ft. Pulpit

PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thrylos wrote:
"virtually spotless", "99% fat/sugar/cholesterol free", "cigarettes" (as opposed to cigars)


How are these oxymoronic?
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thrylos



Joined: 10 Jun 2008

PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ginormousaurus wrote:
thrylos wrote:
"virtually spotless", "99% fat/sugar/cholesterol free", "cigarettes" (as opposed to cigars)


How are these oxymoronic?


If you don't see the worthless lingustic value of these doublespeak terms, then I've got a bridge (or 2) in Brooklyn to sell you...dirt cheap. Rolling Eyes
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shapeshifter



Joined: 29 Nov 2005
Location: Paris

PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="thrylos"]
Ginormousaurus wrote:
thrylos wrote:
"virtually spotless", "99% fat/sugar/cholesterol free", "cigarettes" (as opposed to cigars)


How are these oxymoronic?


If you don't see the worthless lingustic value of these doublespeak terms, then I've got a bridge (or 2) in Brooklyn to sell you...dirt cheap. Rolling Eyes[/quote






The fact that a word or phrase is meaningless - which I concede the examples you mention are - does not necessarily make it an oxymoron. In fact, a good number of the suggestions listed in this thread are not oxymorons in any sense at all. While I'm at it, what sort of nonsense is "worthless linguistic value"? How can you complain about poor use of language in one breath and then produce a monstrous phrase like that in the next?

Just when you think the intellectual caliber of the posters on here is at an all-time low, there's always someone ready and able to lower the bar that much more.
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Sector7G



Joined: 24 May 2008

PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DorkothyParker wrote:
I was going to say "Compassionate conservative" and "intelligent design." The latter applies only when looking at a platypus.

OK, so the latter STILL wouldn't be an oxymoron, but I do like bringing up the platypus.


Thanks for the laugh!
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Sector7G



Joined: 24 May 2008

PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does the term, "increasingly in the minority" count as one? Someone used it a few weeks back on another Dave's thread which was a pretty heated nature v. nurture debate on being gay. In the context it was used it made sense, but standing alone it doesn't.

ox⋅y⋅mo⋅ron
a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in �cruel kindness� or �to make haste slowly.
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